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  1. sleepandeatallday

    Yay! Thanks!

    Yay! Thanks!
  2. sleepandeatallday

    am I scary?

    am I scary?
  3. sleepandeatallday

    Good night

    I'm not. Buy your own glass!
  4. sleepandeatallday

    *pats* get your beauty sleep.

    *pats* get your beauty sleep.
  5. sleepandeatallday

    Good night

    I've never been to a pub or bar.... I'm poor
  6. sleepandeatallday

    Its a zombie apocalypse, where you making your base?

    Lemme cling to your thighs. Take me along with you when an apocalypse happens! QAQ
  7. sleepandeatallday

    Dad Jokes

    8/10
  8. sleepandeatallday

    just a quick question, how many hours of sleep do you both get in a day?

    just a quick question, how many hours of sleep do you both get in a day?
  9. sleepandeatallday

    Its a zombie apocalypse, where you making your base?

    Do you know ice fishing?
  10. sleepandeatallday

    Who is the Boobiest.

    yesss! Finally someone said it! I stand with the duck!
  11. sleepandeatallday

    Good night

    you can't! When we were lil kids me and my sister used to fight to drink from a particular glass.... instead of the other glasses.... well we'd fight for anything. So my grandpa got us our own customized glasses. It even has our name calligraphed at the bottom so anytime someone else drinks...
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    Dad Jokes

    4/10 It has the potential to be a dad joke! 7/10 too good to be labelled a dad joke!
  13. sleepandeatallday

    Good night

    ....you know what. Keep that paper cup
  14. sleepandeatallday

    Dad Jokes

    I don't get it QAQ
  15. sleepandeatallday

    Paranormal experiences and story

    OK... reading this at around midnight is giving me goosebumps. Especially when it's all silent..
  16. sleepandeatallday

    (Dammit.... next time I'll bring a pesticide killer)

    (Dammit.... next time I'll bring a pesticide killer)
  17. sleepandeatallday

    yep, that's why I'm giving it to the mother to use it on her lovely child :3

    yep, that's why I'm giving it to the mother to use it on her lovely child :3
  18. sleepandeatallday

    Sleepi's self motivation tip 6: Would you love me if I was a worm. Eww no! No I won't. I'd...

    Sleepi's self motivation tip 6: Would you love me if I was a worm. Eww no! No I won't. I'd squish you to help you reincarnate as a better organism in next life.
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    just some protection from sun..... spf 30! It even has vitamins! Vitamin E! The best for that...

    just some protection from sun..... spf 30! It even has vitamins! Vitamin E! The best for that worm of yours!
  20. sleepandeatallday

    *pokes* I got you and that worm child of yours a gift~ I got you both some sunscreen! Be sure to...

    *pokes* I got you and that worm child of yours a gift~ I got you both some sunscreen! Be sure to spray loads of it on that worm child of yours! Ah no need to thank my generosity! :3
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