Gladly then! *brings out my knife set*
*stabs*
You should've told me that before.
*looks at the bleeding corpse*
Now do you want some fancy Swiss grass? Or a bandage? I charge double for bandage!
[Searching for henchmen to help me in world destruction domination]
Salary: negotiable
Requirements: I'm the boss! Must obey my directions
Job benefits: free cookies and donuts, flexible hours, a boss that can stab your enemies
You're henceforth my favorite forum member! Sorry @Assurbanipal_II ! Your spot as no. 1 in my fave list is overtaken by this gentleman who understands what a girl needs in her life! Gossip and drama!