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they don't do karate wooo~ ooo~ OOOooooo~

i never said you never said we fishes were good enough to resist low quality baits :blob_cookie:

Come to think of it I've never used trousers in my writing. It's always long pants or jeans. Gotta rectify that.

i got hoes calling a young [respected African American] phone

yet, it made 2 pages worth of responses in 12 hours it is a low effort bait, yes but we're all worthless fishes biting it nonetheless

i'm waiting for my lecture to be over so i can take this day-old-due dump but then the old man said "can we have a replacement for our CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY right now?" and it was a majority agreement so now im holding my shit in pressurized rage while he bangs on about economics for the next hour...

i tried staying abstinent so i get my maximum drive before writing smut. as it turns out, that didn't work, as it made me want to hook up more than it made me write my smut better. right now, the plan i devised is this: jack off, empty your tank, leave a cooldown period in between, go look at...

@Zirrboy fair enough. the bad feeling persists but I'll let you have it.

i have no reasons, it's just that the "shares quite a few fetish themes" screams to me that I'm somehow having some unsavory labels stapled onto me back :blob_hmm_two:

this december i would wreck my scimitar so hard i'll power wash the paint off my ceiling and kill the rats living in the attic under my roof

they should've had aether do a mating press creampie on paimon and leave her an unforgettable triplet and a massive child support in which he can't outer-dimensionally pay

yeah, the above isn't what i meant. when i say "nothing special" i really meant it. the quality of the weapons summoned are on par with what you'd get if you commissioned the common blacksmith, with only varying qualities. the effects wouldn't be too wild, as you said, but this is STILL an urban...

do her armpits sneeze

mf what you mean, now i can finally have an excuse to rewrite my chapters AND start new series with premises from known-successful webnovels and prematurely leech off their success instead.