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I think that goes beyond trolling and applies to straight up targeted harassment.

God's a fucken asshole. You made the failure that I am, threw me into a set of circumstances you set me up for, and threw me into an infinite inferno because I made ONE MISTAKE throughout the 80 year gauntlet you put me through. That's like putting down your racing horse cause' it tripped over...

>put that verb, and by extension, any verb, wouldn't suffice the amount of force I'm investing into that thrust I'll be committing when she opens her mouth to suck me dry. either way, I'm gonna come out of it completely drained and emptied.

You know what to do, lads

Honestly, that dog has me charmed. Its like that tsundere in an anime where you KNOW her attitude would've had her punted across the classroom and the only reason she isn't in a hospital with full-body fractures is because she's got a banging hip-to-waist ratio with a cute face and cuter tits...

Can't. He's paying my funds. I guess the ass beating is a surcharge.

this Christmas eve, i woke up to an ass beating by my crap dad in a bad mood cause' the dog took a shit upstairs when she didn't take one when I took her out for a walk last night. in a flight or fight reaction at a groggy, post-wake state, I defended myself and accidentally socked his chin and...

have you ever been thankful that you aren't a shrimp

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Acceptable

The way to being stupid online is that you build a persona of stupidity by shitposting terrible jokes and making a fool out of yourself. That way, you build a straw man for people to laugh at so nobody can ever laugh at the real you.

everyone else: let's make economic cars for the family Dodge: YOU WANT TO SEE HOW FAST I CAN MAKE THIS FULL TANK EMPTY?

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