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Finally got time to dedicate a few hours to playing a video game. First half an hour, it makes me watch the PC pull a metal shard out of his hand. Twice. Straight to the "noooope" pile for me.

Last three novels I read had fantastic two thirds but the last third of each of them was god awful. The authors had to pull some bonkers zero-foreshadowing plot twist just to create more angst. Apparently my luck for choosing new reads is absolutely terrible.

I went with Pale cause I'm whiter than sour cream and crisp in the sun.

Going blind. I'm already partially deaf (with a worsening condition) so the idea of going blind added to that just terrifies the pee out of me.

Mother Nature clearly has an attention disorder this year.

Ah, Easter. It's not a holiday until my mother cries for a silly reason. This time it was that I might not be able to make the drive up their dirt road because it looks like it's been mortared and I still haven't gotten my car fixed after being rear-ended. Good times. I wonder how I can top it...

"Login to turn on offline mode" ... or I could... just... stay offline by not logging in?

I know that mime.... Reminds me of a terrible, terrible joke/meme/poem about Dr. Suess. "One wife, two wife, Dead wife, new wife" Backstory being that he cheated on his wife, who had cancer. Most of my jokes are not family-friendly. Except my ones like... Where did Napoleon keep his armies...

Could not figure out what tab was playing music. Every time I hovered over whichever browser window I wasn't on, it'd play. Turns out, it was a Store page on Steam that was activating any time I hovered over the taskbar. This happened repeatedly for hours before I realized.

Tested out the cheap HDMI splitter. It works but if I don't have the tablet turned off, my other screen gets a bunch of green sparkles. While pretty, I think I'll pass.

Yay, I is r hav gud luk. After wrecking a tire with a pot hole less than a week ago, I got rear ended at a set of lights today. Hoping it's just the cosmetic and "buffer" in my trunk that got damaged but won't know until after the dealership opens and I get them to take a look. I am definitely...

Today I learned that Utah has a state dinosaur. You'd think that it would be the Utahraptor which was first discovered in Utah. Nope, it's the Allosaurus.

I woke up before my alarm and now I am questioning all my life choices.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

Fun fact. "Most Used" does not mean default in QB. 2 hours were spent to fix every invoice entered through our auto system since the first.