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I love weird conversations with my parents. Like earlier today, my mother pointed out that my father is now the oldest out of his siblings by "process of elimination" because the other two already died.

Day 2 of the family being on vacation without me. This is the most time I've spent in a single day with the dog since we got her. She's ecstatic but I'm being reminded that I still don't really like dogs.

Welp, dropped the kids and the hubby off at the airport this morning. So far, I've replanted my green onions, moved my aquarium, switched out half the water and did some minor grocery shopping for myself. Yeeeah... it's gonna be a long 2 1/2 weeks.

Less than a week until I am left alone with the pets while the rest of the family goes on a trip. I think I'm gonna have Chinese food for like a week.

Beginning to suspect Steam thinks I'm an old man. My discovery feed for the last few days has been porn or fishing games.

You mean non-magic missile

Ah, silly app developer. I'm far more likely to take the five seconds to close and reopen your game than I am to watch that 30 second unskippable ad.

It's hard to tell that my other half is autistic. Then he drinks water by pouring it into his mouth because he can't stand the idea of even his own backwash and it's like "boy..."

It's so weird. I have been at this same workplace for a year now. It's also been 6 months since they considered getting a second accounting clerk.

Is it 5:00 yet? I'm ready for bed.

Currently married (going on 15 years). I've had girlfriends, boyfriends and both at the same time with my second longest relationship being about a year. Not saying our relationship is perfect but at the end of the day, I can't picture myself growing old(er) with anyone else.

I spent 4 hours in a car today and now trying hard to destress but everyone keeps coming in my bedroom and I dropped my french fries and my pop fizzed over my laptop and... I think I should do the human equivalent of turning it off and on again by going to sleep early...

Clearing out some old folders and realized I never actually posted the reviews I wrote in December. Whoops.

My local SPCA has a snake. I really want to adopt it. Buuut... I already have a cat, a dog and snails.

I'm super fatigued again but I managed to finish another review so I have that going for me at least.