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  1. BenJepheneT

    Objectify yourself

    That ain't mine, lmao. I'd wish I've done something this good.
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    @CupcakeNinja there's gotta be a better way to solicit @Agentt to suck your toes

    @CupcakeNinja there's gotta be a better way to solicit @Agentt to suck your toes
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    Objectify yourself

    MY MAN ???
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    Objectify yourself

    "He's been there for 6 hours, like a cross between a statue and a decrepit coma patient. His back was bent so much so that he seemed a few angles away from snapping in half. His fingers were so bony that his skin was akin to a thin, stretched tarp wrapping around a grotesque frame that was his...
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    Using same name in story writing.

    I usually write smaller-scaled stories with only a handful of characters at a time so I don't run into these sorts of problems but I do have a naming scheme to avoid the aforementioned issue when it arrives. I have two randomizers bookmarked in Chrome. One for consonants and another for vowels...
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    Two things you can't argue against(depression edition)

    1. This is why you always root for the teachers in a school life rom-com. They're more often than not best girls, legal, 2mature4MC, and the CHRISTS of never winning a harem bowl. Plus, it's a good chance that half of them are wine-drunk and whining about not having husbands/boyfriends. 2...
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    random stuff

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    Overused Protagonist Powers

    i second this it's hard to balance an element when it coincides with the very ground they walk on. i'd say it's better that most earth-element representations are small-scale powers like Dirt Golems or whatever rock throwing magic they have because if authors were to play with the terrain...
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    i drink coffee at 11pm 7 minutes before bed and try to fall unconscious before the caffeine hits
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    *RACIAL SLURS RACIAL SLURS RACIAL SLURS RADICAL SLURS RACIAL BLURS RACIAL SLURS RACIAL CURLS...

    *RACIAL SLURS RACIAL SLURS RACIAL SLURS RADICAL SLURS RACIAL BLURS RACIAL SLURS RACIAL CURLS RADIAL SLURS RADIAL CIRCLES RADICAL CURLS RACIAL SLURS RADIAL SLURS RACIAL SLURS*
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    Would my story be accepted into RoyalRoad?

    Here's a good rule of thumb to consider: Is it LitRPG? Is it NOT LGBTQ+? Does it have accurate portrayals of mythology? Does it have hamfisted, heavy-handed discussions of philosophy that are generally skewed to favour one side? Is it free of that filthy harem rom-com us thirty-year-old wizards...
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    "hey I'm just gonna write this chapter for fun, I'm not gonna end up planning a thematic, non-linear structure and splice it up to 10 parts that would waste my time and push the deadline haha" It's a chapter where my main character beats up a furry in a women's restroom. Why the fuck do I do is.
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    random stuff

    You really went there with a vengeance, huh
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    Favourite Fallout NPC

    Fallout 2's Goris I mean, it's literally an ALBINO deathclaw that's mutated by the Enclave's FEV to be sentient. AND you can have him as your companion. AND he can converse with low INT characters, has a high STR level (which means he's your pack mule), and, well, it's a fucking deathclaw...
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    as opposed to what, illiterate role playing?

    as opposed to what, illiterate role playing?
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    random stuff

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    The Last to Comment Wins

    quite literally what they do in the show
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    you glance to the front. there your cat sits, half a whisker away, watching you and your...

    you glance to the front. there your cat sits, half a whisker away, watching you and your humorous jokes bleed out on the mattress. she smiles in glee, knowing she's done her and the world a favor.
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