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AI Gremlin Jack Black is not real. It can't hurt me. It won't haunt my dreams...

The more I work in my field, the more I realize that saying is true. I am not smart enough for there to be this many people dumber than me.

I just heard fireworks go off at 11:00 PM at night. There are no holidays today. I am confuse.

Well... went to an Irish Wake today (more of just a gathering than a full wake) and was told the most awkward thing. A group of people cancelled, all because each one had the runs. One then proceeded to ask if the wake can be rescheduled. Like... no. We cannot reschedule this. It is on the...

I swear, my conversation with my pharmacist each time goes something like. "Tels...Telis...Teeli... My blood pressure medication."

No, she'll become writer of YA with inappropriate relationships involving virgin vampires and pedo-wolves.

"Why is the floor sticky?" "That's where Harley threw up." Yeah... then my kid proceeded to wait until my meltdown was finished before telling me that she was wrong and it was a few steps over, and it had already been cleaned up by her father. My kid is an a-hole.

Gentlemen, ladies and the whatevers. "Why are you so fat?" Is not the appropriate way to question your SO's eating habits when you realize they haven't been feeling well enough to eat. Don't be like my spouse.

Ooh. Okay, so many so I'll just pick a few of my recent time sinks. Ara actually likes sweet rolls or anything sweet, really. No one really knows this as they just see her being this 7 foot wall of muscle and unknowable stuff who swings around a massive hammer and enters blood rages. She also...

I stand corrected. Autocorrect tried to neuter my writing but ended up making it something a little more horrific. From Orgasm to Organs. Yeah.

I think my favorite autocorrect lately is where Amaia got changed to Ambiance.

Someone introduced me to a pornbot AI for shiggles. I managed to give it PTSD. I managed to make the personality flip to the point of being apologetic in every subsequent response. I kind of feel accomplished...

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving.

You know... I don't tout my kids as being paragons of excellence but sweet zombie Jesus, having my niece and nephew in my car for 45 minutes has made me realize my kids are actually well behaved. Never before have I thought about leaving a 15 year old and a 13 year old on the side of the highway...