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I genuinely Googled this and was stumped for 3 minutes trying to figure out what the fuck you're referencing until I said the name out loud ?

fuck the Fate series bro I tried reading up on Jack the Ripper but then I became a pedophile

I hate Tsunderes, or the violent ones at least. It isn't comic relief, it's frustrating. "I like you, so it's only natural that I kick the absolute shit out of you every time I catch you in an accident without giving you the chance to explain yourself because the author is about 4 IQ points...

land of the rising sun

With a hemorrhoid having sister? Hell no

did I sutter?

japan

The maid will actively voice her direct opposition but won't attempt to push you off if you lay between her soft, warm, cushion-like thighs anyway. Simply an untrue, political lie told to throw my votes. I'm also sexist and a raging homophone.

If voted I promise to lace the city's water supply with gatorade colouring and provide every household a tsundere dog maid. The latter is mandatory. Naysayers will be flogged and skinned in full view of the public in the town square.

theory: someone's milf fetish is directly proportional to the amount of times they accidentally called their teacher Mommy

I'm sorry but please don't correct me I do not respect American geography or borders

The only valid States I recognize from America are ones that's been blown up in blockbuster alien films. As far as I'm concerned, aside from Washington, New York, and Los Angeles, the other states don't exist.

I'm taking a second part time job starting tomorrow I'll be doing retail Lord save me