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my activity here is inversely proportional to the amount of sketches i'm banging out everyday holy fuck i'm on a roll

My first fully tuned build (no ticket, no discarded vehicle card) ?

Victorian Open Back Window Laced Boy Panties (easy access, fun with """friends""")

I feel lucky in these sort of scenarios because I know for a concrete fact that NONE of my family members, even my extended ones, read as a hobby. I just give them a link, they say "hey that's cool", and it's never brought up ever again, besides the fact that now they know their nephew writes in...

get yourself a gf that reads your ballsack wrinkles like they're braille

Finished my first fully tuned build quite proud of myself ngl (I am _god_)

quick sketch for a spontaneous request not my character

Between 5-6 inches is ideal but 3 or 4 or even 2 inches is fine enough if you have the gir- oh OH we're talking about chapter sizes here Ehhh 1.5-2k words is enough, I suppose

Normal people after the gym: that was a great work out I'm going to take a break and resume tomorrow Me after the gym: I want to fucking jack off for the next two hours

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i never understood the cliche of "virgin doesn't know how to undo bra hooks haha" I mean, it's literally just a set of hooks, either on the front or the back. i think there are more indicative motor skill issues than someone's virginity status if they don't know how to unhook a bra. this...

"Congratulations, here's a free car. It's right there on your front porch. Go start it up, good sport."

I can't believe she gets executed by the Mexican cartel in the season finale this wasn't what I was expecting when her character was first introduced