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  1. BenJepheneT

    i swear to god, somewhere down the line in my childhood some event flipped the switch and now...

    i swear to god, somewhere down the line in my childhood some event flipped the switch and now I'm who I am
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    there are just things that aren't meant to be comedic whatsoever that I find absolutely...

    there are just things that aren't meant to be comedic whatsoever that I find absolutely hilarious, like child alcoholics, or adoption reunions gone bad. my campus invited a speaker to talk about unwanted pregnancies and abortions and I had to hold myself back when he told about a woman who died...
  3. BenJepheneT

    ive been having much tamer thoughts as of late. maybe it's time. I've let out all the poison...

    ive been having much tamer thoughts as of late. maybe it's time. I've let out all the poison. ben is no more. i am just an npc. though not before a final hurrah: the silver lining in the clouds is just God's thongs; thunderclaps are exactly as they're described in this context
  4. BenJepheneT

    to fuck my enemies. No hyperbole. I want to thrust em hard from behind.

    to fuck my enemies. No hyperbole. I want to thrust em hard from behind.
  5. BenJepheneT

    Face it Paul, your hair is made to be violently tugged from behind

    Face it Paul, your hair is made to be violently tugged from behind
  6. BenJepheneT

    What is "evil" to you?

    Evil is the fucker who doesn't flick open his turn signal when cutting into your lane and when the inevitable happen some fucking how he's pinning the blame on you and pulled out two phones, one to record you and the other to call the police on you.
  7. BenJepheneT

    Would you actually want to be isekai'd yourself?

    >mfw no bratty little sis to give cock correction to ???
  8. BenJepheneT

    Would you actually want to be isekai'd yourself?

    isekai sounds fun and all but as a city boy who's absolutely dependant on modern plumbing, yeah I'll stick to the present. I won't get cool magic cheats and a big tiddy elf harem but at least I'll have a flushing toilet.
  9. BenJepheneT

    random stuff

    "You've got~ a bladder in me" ?
  10. BenJepheneT

    The Sokovia Accords were made not because of rouge superheroes but because shield just can't...

    The Sokovia Accords were made not because of rouge superheroes but because shield just can't afford anymore vehicular insurance claims, ESPECIALLY not after the avengers dropped a fucking city from the sky.
  11. BenJepheneT

    The Last to Comment Wins

    depending on your flavour of crotch, of course
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    being out of left field for a quick second but I'm currently in the process of drawing a threesome porn comic featuring these two and a really buff dude to make matters worse, there're more penises than there are ovaries in the mix.
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    random stuff

    banging 3am tunes over here
  14. BenJepheneT

    People wouldn't need to wait. We have that premise on webnovels in spades. If there's anything...

    People wouldn't need to wait. We have that premise on webnovels in spades. If there's anything webnovelists love to do, it's to use a mouthpiece to preach and win a hypothetical arguement they'd otherwise get dunked the fuck on.
  15. BenJepheneT

    shout out to the people whom the avengers have used their cars as improvised artillery. Bet they...

    shout out to the people whom the avengers have used their cars as improvised artillery. Bet they were weeks away from paying the instalments in full too.
  16. BenJepheneT

    How about we create a single thread about collection of narrative techniques/popular terms in writing?

    we already have TV Troupes for this. i definitely commend the heart but the effort is about as fruitful as drinking a bottle of cooking oil. yeah, it's difficult but what's the point?
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    personally, the illusion broke around chapter 100 or so after they confirmed that Sumi was a way...

    personally, the illusion broke around chapter 100 or so after they confirmed that Sumi was a way better waifu and that I finally realized what the gig was, paid my respects, and went back to my trashy ecchi harems.
  18. BenJepheneT

    @SailusGebel because nothing is more sought-after than a gf playing hookey with the MC and by...

    @SailusGebel because nothing is more sought-after than a gf playing hookey with the MC and by extension, the readers. since romcom readers are too used to being handed affection on a silver platter, finally they get a romcom about a girl they can't instantly win. it's a cycle. every time Kazuya...
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