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  1. BenJepheneT

    It's stupid, but calculated stupidity. It's made razor sharp to be entertaining as all hell. I...

    It's stupid, but calculated stupidity. It's made razor sharp to be entertaining as all hell. I feel like most of its detractors would be the kind of authors to write intricate and detailed worlds only for the work to amount to a really big field of rice paddies.
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    @greyblob and me frfr
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    Can't believe Drake named his new album after the reviews he'll receive [IMG]

    Can't believe Drake named his new album after the reviews he'll receive
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    besides breaking and entering, would i be charged for non-consensually doing a bang ass manicure...

    besides breaking and entering, would i be charged for non-consensually doing a bang ass manicure on a sleeping person
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    Happy Father’s Day

    I can only reveal this secret on this day and this day only. To all the fatherless children out there, search no more. They're here. They're all here.
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    I'm the toenail fairy. I clip my magic toenails every day and visit all the good children at...

    I'm the toenail fairy. I clip my magic toenails every day and visit all the good children at night and sneak into their beds and as they sleep, slide my toenails in between their eyelids for good luck. Push it between their fleshy curtains as deep as possible <3
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    I'm ready [IMG]

    I'm ready
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    “War is progress, peace is stagnation”

    Therein lies the paradox, isn't there? Subjects can lay in dormancy under peace, but when said subjects are human, that's impossible. Humans are ambitious creatures. When we're at rock bottom, we long for the surface. When we're at the surface, we want to reach the skies. When we reach the...
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    Don't think it'll be much of a fight against a dead body tbh

    Don't think it'll be much of a fight against a dead body tbh
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    Most interesting person

    He looks your stereotypical white guy from a low-income background who'd become the next big mass shooter who owns suspiciously high end weaponry which all of them, coincidentally, lands on the FBI's blacklist. Edit: I've actually read the Wikipedia and I take back half of what I say. Mfs...
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    for fledging writers upset that your latest series isn't taking off; fret not. there are SO MANY...

    for fledging writers upset that your latest series isn't taking off; fret not. there are SO MANY dropped series in the market that people learned to uncuck themselves by only touching books that have at least crossed the 50k word mark, or 20 chapters at the very least. just write more and when...
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    Why do you think JP novel authors always write inconsistent beta-characters? Especially fantasies

    At this point, I don't see 12-15 year olds in JP novels as teens anymore. They describe them as jovial adolescents in text but then you check out the illustrations and they're banging college aged chicks with enough tits to breast feed half of Africa out of terminal hunger. I guess I'm...
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    until today I can't believe Seth MacFarlane got away with making a gay masochistic baby in...

    until today I can't believe Seth MacFarlane got away with making a gay masochistic baby in Family Guy. Not even big Netflix series get away with comedic sexual innuendos among adolescents but big Seth gets to send a toddler through an animated anal gauntlet and walk away unscathed. This isn't a...
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    Add ‘Discontinued’ as story status

    mfw no discontinued
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    Why do you think JP novel authors always write inconsistent beta-characters? Especially fantasies

    Beta characters, or what you describe as, are the BEST template character for any writer to start with. They begin the story from rock bottom with no courage, little power, and most of the time, are nothing more than fish out of water in a scenario that's not exclusive to isekai. If we were to...
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    Anyone Getting Motion Sickness?

    The only VR game I've ever played is Beat Sabre, and I've always broken a vase or a wall before I could play long enough to see if I do get motion sickness.
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    Time for a new personality lads
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    I ejaculate this tribute for dear old Lili, now hold your cheeks still Paul

    I ejaculate this tribute for dear old Lili, now hold your cheeks still Paul
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