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btw it's a roast for reason. You see I hate myself for being so pathetically hot that I require a daily dose of roast to make me feel insecure of my intelligences.

Wait till my mum hears about this.

What's a cow without a brain? Beef! Heck even google verified it for you!

Is that a threat or an invitation? ??

Dude you're supposed to roast me, not bbq a cow.

Honest too. noice

Why do I feel like you copied it from a website?

Ehh... I get toasted by my mum every day, so you're good. My mum once told a classmate of mine that I don't have any friends.

Me when I ask my mum why my tummy hurts (Haven't eaten for the hour) :

Dance the night away!

Just do what the title said. I am bored. EDIT- Ok pals new rules :- 1) no disrespecting my mum in any form of media 2) roast me, not any other family members of mine 3) WE ARE NOT ROASTING ANIMALS I REPEAT NO ANIMAL CRUELTY ON THIS FORUM.

lol

octagon

You're welcome...SO WHEN'S THE PARTY?

By the way, I brought the date forward so now you can read my newest chapter.

You know what guys? Since I am in a good mood, I decided to bring forward the date. Thus, the new chapter of my novel is updated. Go check it out!

BIG CONGRATS PAL!