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Working class ethnic man takes mushrooms. Immediately leaps twenty feet in the air and begins attacking marine reptiles.

The one above me had an isekai'ed truck show up and foil their evil plot, just as they were about to take over the kingdom.

The one above me habitually throws themselves into busy freeways yelling 'take me away, truck-kun.' To date they are still with us, somehow, but they are being prosecuted for over 80 traffic collisions.

Yes, I'd be game :) Heck, I even got a bit carried away doing a character sketch: Ash Graymeadow was a powerful sorceress, the prodigy of her class, and the shining light of the northwatch mages tower. For ten years. At the age of thirty she met her greatest challenge, the evil warlock of...

@JayMark Oh Good Lord :blob_shock:

Has anyone else suddenly found their social media feeds filled with pro-furby propaganda?

The one above me is bald and wears a manta ray as a wig

The one above me fixed the server. With their wrench.

The one above me was the one who brought the server down!

The one above periodically stops mid-sentence to cackle manically and swear that "I'll show them, I'll show them all!" No one knows to whom 'they' refers to in this context, though experts have suggested the target to be the American Association of Artisnal Cheesemakers.

Who let my gnome out of his little glass jar? :mad_s:

(Burns Zinc) - The one above me is currently digesting too much catnip

The one above me keeps trying to eat cookies and brownies, even though they are biologically incapable of digesting anything but grass.

Have to jump in on the Rats of Nimh as well. Haven't thought about that story in years but Mrs Frisby was a great example of a mother protagonist. And her concern for her son a fantastically fresh take for character motivation.

Good lord where did you even find that :love: The one above me is part of a conspiracy dating back to what appears to be the ancient Etruscans, to convince people that cows can play the harp

Not so much as an apology :mad_s: The one above me cherishes an ambition to play the harp. Sadly they are a cow and will never achieve this, though I wish them good luck

The one above is banned from all the city's china shops after last weeks incident

Wandering Vampire Dwells within her cardboard box Amongst us once more :s_smile:

The one above me is non-Euclidean