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  1. J_Chemist

    PowerPoint with voice is the worst

    Microsoft execs mald when you tell them about one simple trick.
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    Protip #43: Don't try to load a motorcycle into the bed of a truck on your own. You'll probably...

    Protip #43: Don't try to load a motorcycle into the bed of a truck on your own. You'll probably drop it and you'll probably drop it on your leg. Get help or just rent a trailer.
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    As someone who had never eaten shit before...

    Concrete, Iron, and hurt pride.
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    Authors! I'm going to make you feel good today

    jokes on you, Royalroad does the work for me. nerd.
  5. J_Chemist

    Writing Vulnerable Protagonist

    I write as if my MC is on a roller coaster. Kick him in the dick, have him face an enemy that is difficult but not impossible, or foreshadow that he's got a difficult fight coming up. Then you ride it. Slow build with failures here and there but a steady uptick in growth. Climax with the...
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    Wouldn't know. Your mom keeps me company. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHELP

    Wouldn't know. Your mom keeps me company. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHELP
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    With the speed of a hamster on a sugar high!

    It's moments like this I wish the old 4Lokos still existed.
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    What do you think of Gaming companies losing Billions?

    I just want a good game to come out, man. A new Halo that we can make everlasting memories on. A game like COD that can inspire a competitive yet fun atmosphere (without being so toxic where you can't enjoy the game). A game like Fallout 3 when it first released, or something similar, that hits...
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    What animal will you be in another life?

    typical Fed answer. Grizzly Bear.
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    I am thinking of trying to write a story about a dude getting the power of skynet in a fantasy world

    Find reference material to help you orient your brain. 86 has advanced AI. Arifureta LN has a weeb isekai who uses magic to make guns. There are ways to get your Gun-Fu going by either burying the tech and having your character encounter it, or finding ways to integrate it on a minor level. You...
  11. J_Chemist

    Gender bender and yuris?

    you are not the only one, no. I also pass.
  12. J_Chemist

    wompwomp. It's the gamble you take. Can't blame the biker when it's the cars fault.

    wompwomp. It's the gamble you take. Can't blame the biker when it's the cars fault.
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    Yea? Wear gear and practice. Skill issue. :blob_neutral: Just cause you can't do it doesn't...

    Yea? Wear gear and practice. Skill issue. :blob_neutral: Just cause you can't do it doesn't mean I shouldn't. Gitgud.
  14. J_Chemist

    @melchi As someone who's gone down on a motorcycle-- And? :blob_neutral:

    @melchi As someone who's gone down on a motorcycle-- And? :blob_neutral:
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    Protip #42: You might be cool, but you'll never be "Driving a Ford Fiesta at the Nürburgring and...

    Protip #42: You might be cool, but you'll never be "Driving a Ford Fiesta at the Nürburgring and flashing your highbeams at a slow ahh Ferrari to get them to move tf out of the way so you can get by" cool.
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    @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian No. @BouncyCactus Not me doing wheelies in the rain on a bald rear tire...

    @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian No. @BouncyCactus Not me doing wheelies in the rain on a bald rear tire for the 'gram.
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    Protip #41: If your rear tire is bald on your motorcycle, any surface can be turned into a slip...

    Protip #41: If your rear tire is bald on your motorcycle, any surface can be turned into a slip and slide wild adventure... if you're brave enough. Or dumb.
  18. J_Chemist

    Been a year since I started writing my novel

    Congrats but no, I will not read your novel. Have fun with your story regardless!
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