I am the king of dark humor and everyone is proving me correct. Speaking of children, here goes another one:
How many dead children does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
When we want to delete our stories we have to retype out titles out (I just copy and paste; I'm lazy). But I think we should just be asked "(This will delete so and so, are you sure you want to delete-- yes/no instead of having to enter our titles.
Give me some dark humor jokes. The person who gets the most reactions gets a follow, I read one of their books, and they get another special prize. The deadline is 6:00 tomorrow.