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The original edge lord? :unsure:

@Azure_Fog Please forgive me, I beg you.

Um . . . Oops. I promise I didn't eat that part of your daikon body.

Wait, what??? I thought, since you were named Danny, that you were a guy. *checks profile* Oh. Oh, okay, waifu then. Please don't send the Zombie Spec Ops after me, i beg you.

Um, are those your tentacles? Can I use them for calamari?

Um, I need those tendons to write. And you were supposed to revive him.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! *manifests your Daikon hubby out of the universe* There! It's just that I like tasty things . . . that aren't supposed to be eaten.

Um . . . Sowwwwwy???

I-I-I saved another bowl of ramen with more Daikon, so I'm safe. Azure can have that one when she returns.

Hmmmmmmmm, maybe I should slice up the leftover Daikon and add it to some ramen. *slices up Daikon* *adds it to ramen* *cooks ramen* *enjoys bowl of ramen with Daikon* Mmmmmmm, tasty!

B-b-but the Daikon looks so tasty! I couldn't help but stab it and cook it and— *eats the Daikon* Mmmmmm, tasty!

:s_eek: Ooops?

*butt-stabs the stabby Daikon* The fluffy buttstabber returns!

My dad was the greatest chef in the world, according to many people who worked with him before his retirement. I've heard from many people say that he was a strict boss but hardworking, and that he was great at cooking, and I should know. I was blessed to taste his cooking for a long time before...

Based. Learning from your mistakes is the key to growing up.

Oh, sowwwwy.