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  1. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I had to mercy kill a cat once.

    I had to mercy kill a cat once.
  2. Azhurie_Mythephan

    My younger brother made me dinner in exchange for some snacks.

    My younger brother made me dinner in exchange for some snacks.
  3. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Wah!
  4. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Same.

    Same.
  5. Azhurie_Mythephan

    @Conqueror_Quack When he goes into his male mode, I will do it the same way. By sucking.

    @Conqueror_Quack When he goes into his male mode, I will do it the same way. By sucking.
  6. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Wah!
  7. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Wah!
  8. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Wah!
  9. Azhurie_Mythephan

    You're getting milked. I'm going to drink straight from the tap.

    You're getting milked. I'm going to drink straight from the tap.
  10. Azhurie_Mythephan

    This theater is now screening Extreme Diarrhea 2: Out of Paper.

    This theater is now screening Extreme Diarrhea 2: Out of Paper.
  11. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The delivery driver who delivered my food called me sweet cheeks...

    The delivery driver who delivered my food called me sweet cheeks...
  12. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Wah!
  13. Azhurie_Mythephan

    My eyes cross when I take off my glasses.

    My eyes cross when I take off my glasses.
  14. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Wah!
  15. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I read that as seat all day. It reminded me of the chair. [SPOILER]

    I read that as seat all day. It reminded me of the chair.
  16. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I do not have gold. I only buy silver. It's a tasty and valuable snack.

    I do not have gold. I only buy silver. It's a tasty and valuable snack.
  17. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I look directly into their eyes, and only at the face.

    I look directly into their eyes, and only at the face.
  18. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Usually, the longer I stay awake, the more my body adapts to the constant pain that it is in. By...

    Usually, the longer I stay awake, the more my body adapts to the constant pain that it is in. By the twelfth hour, I won't feel much pain anymore. This lack of sleeping is a good thing.
  19. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I left my tea to brew for two weeks in the fridge before I remembered it existed, then I drank...

    I left my tea to brew for two weeks in the fridge before I remembered it existed, then I drank some with a lemon donut. I did not sleep last night.
  20. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The Last to Comment Wins

    I'm winning by accidentally drinking high caffeine tea that I left to brew for two weeks before remembering that it existed, then accidentally staying up all night because of it.
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