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  1. Madkins

    I don't believe you... This "gratification" thing, did you make this word up?

    I don't believe you... This "gratification" thing, did you make this word up?
  2. Madkins

    Sooner is better I hear

    Sooner is better I hear
  3. Madkins

    Is anyone else into literary nonsense?

    Absurdism is the key component to it. Perhaps we need to all form a club?:ROFLMAO:
  4. Madkins

    Just because I have to cut my beans up on a mirror with a razor blade *Snorting sound* Doesn't...

    Just because I have to cut my beans up on a mirror with a razor blade *Snorting sound* Doesn't mean it's an addiction...
  5. Madkins

    I've always loved coffee, and coffee loves me... I raise my mug to you!

    I've always loved coffee, and coffee loves me... I raise my mug to you!
  6. Madkins

    It is? Crap, I need to stop waking up in ditches.... :s_eek:

    It is? Crap, I need to stop waking up in ditches.... :s_eek:
  7. Madkins

    For gods sakes I should be writing, yet I'm messing around on the forums for no good reason...

    For gods sakes I should be writing, yet I'm messing around on the forums for no good reason. ADHD win!
  8. Madkins

    Wait, what kind of blow are we talking about?

    Wait, what kind of blow are we talking about?
  9. Madkins

    Hmmm... Tell me more... Not for me, I'm asking for a friend...

    Hmmm... Tell me more... Not for me, I'm asking for a friend...
  10. Madkins

    Reply four, making it noisier for you!

    Reply four, making it noisier for you!
  11. Madkins

    Is anyone else into literary nonsense?

    As a little kid i was way into the absurdism in Alice in Wonderland. The way it still makes a great story and has incredibly insane twists. I also love the way people continue to argue over the hidden meanings for decades, especially when sometimes there's no deep meaning other than it was just...
  12. Madkins

    Is anyone else into literary nonsense?

    I like creating weird titles for chapters or stories and then making as many different details to fit it as possible. It's a weird process of playing with language.
  13. Madkins

    Is anyone else into literary nonsense?

    Like I asked above, is anyone into Literary Nonsense? A quick rundown if you are unsure what it is: Literary nonsense is a broad category of writing that mixes elements that make sense with deliberate absurdity, subverting language and logic for humor, surprise, or philosophical play. It can...
  14. Madkins

    I finally hit 100 readers.

    I have an old jar of mayonnaise in the car; hold on I'll get it for you. Congratulations!
  15. Madkins

    If your main character had to survive a zombie apocalypse…

    Thank God I only carry bricks in my backpack... I did it to make it look like I owned something, now it seems that it was a wise choice...
  16. Madkins

    Chapters to Post?

    LiteraryWho is pretty spot on. The larger your backlog the better. If you go for a short story, quality is everything, second is advertising. Especially if you don't have a following yet. Figure out what group you want to pander to and make sure it's up to their standards. If you want to do long...
  17. Madkins

    Connie has a sweatshirt with kittens unrolling a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom, and it...

    Connie has a sweatshirt with kittens unrolling a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom, and it says let the good times roll...
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    It's hard as shit. i bought it online from a zoo. it's crazy as hell, it was probably abused. It...

    It's hard as shit. i bought it online from a zoo. it's crazy as hell, it was probably abused. It likes to smoke cigarettes. I'm going to teach it how to ride a skateboard and use nunchaku...
  19. Madkins

    Bought a monkey.

    Bought a monkey.
  20. Madkins

    Yep, the old kidney foundation really came through for me with my freebie. I been on that damn...

    Yep, the old kidney foundation really came through for me with my freebie. I been on that damn list for a while. I don't really need the kidney. Look, I know it's shallow, but i wants them. It's a status thing. that's what separates the men from the animals.
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