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Somebody once assassinated a noble because he hurts his imaginary friend

I have but they're expensive and it's sorta like a one time thing, so bread and milk for me

A mage once dropped a meteor because there's a cockroach in his house

Hey in my defence it tasted real good, doesn't have to be fancy to taste good

A man once spouted a random sentence and people worship him as the messiah

Toasted bread with condensed milk

Somebody tried burying an egg because boredom duh, and the next day a palm tree grows there with giant eggs as fruit A sage once asked to a chicken did the chicken or the egg came first, the chicken got so confused it self implode and managed to blow up a village. After the explosion the...

A wolf tried getting in a village by standing on two feet and everybody just think he got really thick body hair

Isn't that the frog and scorpion fairy tale? A princess is trapped in a tower in nowhere and a knight came to save her but the one who kidnapped her is more beautiful than her so they make out

Bonk go to horny jail

The first can go support route, but then you have to place him in a team.

Here's a very simple answer "I think, therefore i am" Doesn't matter wether you are a split personality, resurrected, have your brain removed, living inside a simulation, etc. As long as you can think you exist

You see if you fake laughing, it will eventually turn into a genuine one

Why do i feel that this is blursed?

Medieval times remember? I recommend you wearing a short sleaved shirt with shorts and a straw hat for protection from the sun

I just exist, that's it

People like fancy stuff, so fancy stuff they did