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  1. TheEldritchGod

    Really Jealous Neighbors.

    AH. Simple. Learn this phrase. "Good for you!" Look, people who want to be better than you are easy to deal with. Let them. When they try to make you feel bad, congratulate them on success, then ignore them. The only thing they want is a rise out of you. Who cares? You are in a race against...
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    What should be my custom title?

    **PEERS SUSPICIOUSLY**
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    What should be my custom title?

    Luv Muffin Ain't got muffin on me I wanna grow up to be a cake Crumb here often? I'm so baked Batter Days Ahead In Soviet Russia, Muffin Butter You
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    Unpopular Genres

    I was Isekai'd into a disembodied foot and now I have to Become a Rockstar in the game Starfield to defeat Dracula.
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    Build your perfect crew

    Me, me, me, me, me, and me. Trust me. I am quite fictional and a crew of six me's would be perfect and unstoppable.
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    Rom Com Scenes & Cliches That You Actually Like

    Family tortured the ML who has emotional scars only the FL can heal and he's turbo-angsty, but then it turns out he was falsely accused so everything he was tortured over was BS.
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    Help me please.

    Why do you write?
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    Moral scapegoats

    My brother is Korean.
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    What your opinion on olympic 2024?

    G'damn commie frog eating frenchies should stick to the 1,000 yard run away and surrender.
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    Bored Working The Overnight Shift: Baked A Cake

    So... like I said. Witchcraft
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    Bored Working The Overnight Shift: Baked A Cake

    Look, by my experience when you add color to something, it gets closer to black. White is the ABSENCE of color. How do you REMOVE color by ADDING artificial color? I... This confuses me. This is witchcraft, I tell you. Dude... it's just a cake frosted in material that somehow is the inversion...
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    Most tragic backstory/fate for a character in a novel you've read

    Yeah. Ted wins. ... errr... """"""wins"""""" But that's s bit too extreme. Hard to relate to. No no no. A true Tragic backstory requires injustice and betrayal. Like the evil step mother wins and exiles the mc, turns the family against the mc with lies and reputation destruction, only for...
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    Bored Working The Overnight Shift: Baked A Cake

    Oh. Sorry. I'm at work. Not my house. I work at an IRA. They have a kitchen here. Hold on... I got the frosting at the Dollar Store. Pillsbury Vanilla. So it's... wait... hold on. It says... artificially flavored? AH. Ingredients: Souls, Palm Oil, Water, Corn Syrup, Corn Starch, ... uh... Huh...
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    Worst Writing Trope

    Well, you see the problem is, people don't understand communism, especially most authors. If you read the original, the final stage of communism is the complete elimination of all governments and the creation of a world full of communes that everyone lives in. Ironically, for all my hatred of...
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    Bored Working The Overnight Shift: Baked A Cake

    I don't even want it. Suggestions?
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    Worst Writing Trope

    communism
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    Writing How to make a comedy in a Novel?

    How To Be Funny: Start with the basics. Go watch just about all his stuff. Why? Because it's comedy that doesn't rely on swearing or sex.
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    What are the minor things that makes MC (any kind) hateable?

    When the Author doesn't understand how people work. Angel X Demon for example I rant about it elsewhere.
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    Your opinions on the portrayal of drow in fantasy novels

    Not worth the level adjustment. And how did you know I have more than one mind? Different game systems entirely. There are no Dark Elves per se in D20
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    Question regarding contests

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