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    6:52 AM, arrived back home, time to enjoy some soup!

    6:52 AM, arrived back home, time to enjoy some soup!
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    2:07 AM, I am hungry. Nothing to eat until I get off work. Son of a biscuit.

    2:07 AM, I am hungry. Nothing to eat until I get off work. Son of a biscuit.
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    not like my sleep schedule is that much better. boss is trying to murder me with these shifts.

    not like my sleep schedule is that much better. boss is trying to murder me with these shifts.
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    /snip

    /snip
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    reminds me of this song a mate of mine posted on socials, full...

    reminds me of this song a mate of mine posted on socials, full: https://privatebin.net/?a9c95d1907053add#3F99RzB3Ki7vkMiYUf437eY7piGPSktcCyBe2dFLTxQy
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    Sounds like not enough deep sleep. napping is like snacking, it helps with the hunger but it...

    Sounds like not enough deep sleep. napping is like snacking, it helps with the hunger but it never quite fills you up.
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    Submit a character for my upcoming reader-interactive story!

    I tried making one for you, mate Character Real Name: V. Rev. John Thomas Character Player Name: Aeshma What do they look like in game? he's a bronze skinned, muscled demonoid with long ears (like an elf) and curved silver horns. his skin is embossed with swirl patterns, and his eyes can go...
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    [Closed] I need help with Title

    what's up with that trend? have seen tons of books with magic musicians and magical bards recently. Lunared Bloody Luna The Maroon Moon Rufescent Resistance
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    Worst response your books have ever gotten?

    I post on some other language sites. Never received anything too terrible here on SH, but elsewhere, well. Here's a Google translate of my personal favorite: The white-out was to remove my account names. To be fair, the novel has some gore, but I tagged it as "18+" and "violence". What do you...
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    usually it just tastes awful and gives incredible hangovers, but a mate of mine had very bad...

    usually it just tastes awful and gives incredible hangovers, but a mate of mine had very bad luck and died from picking the wrong seller. there are always people who ignore safety out of a desire to earn more... or more commonly, simple laziness. you can smell and taste it if you have the...
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    @I_am_a_bot you need to drink with us. making toasts is part of good hospitality! just make sure...

    @I_am_a_bot you need to drink with us. making toasts is part of good hospitality! just make sure the "vodka" that is being drunk is actual "vodka". at least here in the south east of former soviet union, there is a lot of moonshine. and it's not always healthy.
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    yes, the smaller text indicates AI

    yes, the smaller text indicates AI
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    New poem. The Hungry King Feasts...

    New poem. The Hungry King Feasts https://forum.scribblehub.com/threads/envys-poem-thread.14677/post-485301
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    Writing Prompt Envy's Poem Thread

    The Hungry King Feasts I begged some bones, oh what a feast! I dug out onions, my delight One pot water, taste released Hot onion stew, both clear and bright I smack my lips. Some salt completes The flavors bold. My, what a treat! A king must be whoever eats In bitter cold this gift of heat!
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    In the army there was only one good thing to say about paint thinner: it was available.

    In the army there was only one good thing to say about paint thinner: it was available.
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    The pain of being a science fantasy author

    You can do both. Check out Roger Zelazny, Lord of Light
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    they did not seem very intelligent to me

    they did not seem very intelligent to me
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    unfortunately, many humans are neither very fast not very intelligent either

    unfortunately, many humans are neither very fast not very intelligent either
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    Onion News is my most trusted source of foreign news. Their reporting on both US and...

    Onion News is my most trusted source of foreign news. Their reporting on both US and international issues is phenomenal.
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    keep climbing, mate, keep climbing.

    keep climbing, mate, keep climbing.
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