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  1. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I was doing unspeakable things all night.

    I was doing unspeakable things all night.
  2. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I couldn't even say it was a tiny scratch when I had a small stroke. I couldn't afford it.

    I couldn't even say it was a tiny scratch when I had a small stroke. I couldn't afford it.
  3. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I have a large plastic soda cup half filled with vomit on the desk next to my bed.

    I have a large plastic soda cup half filled with vomit on the desk next to my bed.
  4. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The air in my room smells awful after that. I can hardly breathe. I opened a window, and it...

    The air in my room smells awful after that. I can hardly breathe. I opened a window, and it immediately improved the smell by a little. I vomit my guts out from the smell. Gonna leave the window open for a while.
  5. Azhurie_Mythephan

    They're made of crystal.

    They're made of crystal.
  6. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I haven't either, but that's because I haven't met the minimum in "income" to file for taxes.

    I haven't either, but that's because I haven't met the minimum in "income" to file for taxes.
  7. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Hello, funny death guy.

    Hello, funny death guy.
  8. Azhurie_Mythephan

    *noms cloud*

    *noms cloud*
  9. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Cloudy feels like rain is approaching. I can feel it in the air. The air is moist and slightly...

    Cloudy feels like rain is approaching. I can feel it in the air. The air is moist and slightly charged feeling.
  10. Azhurie_Mythephan

    UNC means that the coin is uncirculated.

    UNC means that the coin is uncirculated.
  11. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I cannot believe that I did not have you followed already, because I thought I already did.

    I cannot believe that I did not have you followed already, because I thought I already did.
  12. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Basically, they put an extra taco inside of my taco.

    Basically, they put an extra taco inside of my taco.
  13. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I ordered extra beef in my tacos, and they put so much in there that half the original contents...

    I ordered extra beef in my tacos, and they put so much in there that half the original contents couldn't fit in the taco and were sitting inside the packaging.
  14. Azhurie_Mythephan

    It makes me see machine elves with long eyebrows and spindly arms, who are standing in a circle...

    It makes me see machine elves with long eyebrows and spindly arms, who are standing in a circle of squares made of triangles composed of sound made by whales.
  15. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I love ayahuasca.

    I love ayahuasca.
  16. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Baby Update: Mother would have given birth today, but the baby's head is not engaged, and cervix...

    Baby Update: Mother would have given birth today, but the baby's head is not engaged, and cervix is not favorably dilated. She'll carry the baby for another week.
  17. Azhurie_Mythephan

    My cat started jumping up and laying on my chest again like he did when he was a little kitten...

    My cat started jumping up and laying on my chest again like he did when he was a little kitten. He also stopped being so violent.
  18. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I will have one more sibling, which will make the sibling count nine.

    I will have one more sibling, which will make the sibling count nine.
  19. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Mother will be giving birth today.

    Mother will be giving birth today.
  20. Azhurie_Mythephan

    In a universe created by an all-powerful baker Downcast baker: "Oh, our creator on rye! Why have...

    In a universe created by an all-powerful baker Downcast baker: "Oh, our creator on rye! Why have you forsaken us!"
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