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It doesn't matter who I pretend to be, they will always tell me at the end of the survey that I don't match their demographic needs or 'there are no more spots on this survey'

I personally love tropes. But there is one overused (don't think anyone does it anymore) - forgotten, lost, prophesised heir. Who is currently an ignorant peasant farmboy who somehow learns all he needs to know about running an empire in less than a year. However. I am writing pretty much that...

No I sit back and let other people do the leg work, then appropriate their stories.

People wouldn't put it past Japan to do this, no idea why tho

maybe he got shot before he could do it

You know it's a troll because it's got to be the only thing about the story they couldn't like. It's stellar writing, so it can't be that. That of course is your cue to ramp up the BL smut (not for me, I don't need it, I'm ok not reading it, I can totally live without it, but you know....just to...

Could set up a donor system. Don't donate individual organs but your entire body. I mean, for organ donors or blood donors. Who's to say your donation doesn't go to rapists and murderers? You don't get to specify. If you made it so that the donor specifically donates their body to necrophiliacs...

I know, therefore I think I am

filth, pure filth! No wonder they had their doubts! You don't even know you're being lewd!

what to expect....silly buggers.

Lego, but not until he's about 8. I don't know how much lego is down my floorboards! A gardening set if you have a patch of earth to dig, if not get a window box or planter, a little trowel and fork set, and a packet of pea seeds My son LOVED WWE. Played with those things for almost 5 years...

Don't need to get in line, bagged one already ?

Yes. And it was same for him. Still going strong after 9 years :)

This could be a long post!!! I'll stick to some big icks. being lazy, poor hygiene, inarticulate, greedy, stupid, patronising, or being demanding or bossy in bed. The last works in fiction, but you, my lad, are not a fictional man: if I could date fictional men you wouldn't be here. Being...

I learned that people getting all up in my business whilst behind me in a queue is really, really triggering. Mind my personal space, you bastards, and also learn the difference between feet and inches because I can assure you, next time you mistake it, my fist has a 5 foot range.

Yes, it's being worked on, reworked. Along with another. Have not abandoned it!

Not even a thing when I was a teenager! We actually had to do that shit face to face! My son is 9 and regularly mistaken for a girl despite the 'boy' clothes and big feet, as his hair reaches down his back. He has several long-hair friends in school too. They all look great with their long...

So Jo Brand then mine looks like a small dark imp in my sock drawer. In order to write well I have to change my socks every day

pretty much half of them. Then I got confused and thought maybe it was the other half I didn't need.

It was Adrian Von Zuegler or whatever his name is, and I didn't like it in the end. I'll check out that other stuff later, thanks!