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  1. ShrimpShady

    Daily music recommendation #342 [MEDIA] I've never actually listened to They Might Be Giants...

    Daily music recommendation #342 I've never actually listened to They Might Be Giants, but I do know this song. Why? Because it was featured in a TMBG collab event for the formerly browser-based 2D MMORPG Adventure Quest Worlds. This was in 2011. Yes, 15 years ago. Very nice, catchy tune...
  2. ShrimpShady

    I avoid fanfics not because I think fanfic writers are terrible. No, I simply believe in the...

    I avoid fanfics not because I think fanfic writers are terrible. No, I simply believe in the sanctity of the canonical texts
  3. ShrimpShady

    Was feeling sleepy as hell at work, so I popped into the admin's office that's cold as hell for...

    Was feeling sleepy as hell at work, so I popped into the admin's office that's cold as hell for some reason, and now I'm wide awake :blob_blank: It was like taking a cold shower but I didn't have to get naked
  4. ShrimpShady

    insert arthur clip

    insert arthur clip
  5. ShrimpShady

    It really shouldn't surprise me anymore how often people just straight up lie on the internet

    It really shouldn't surprise me anymore how often people just straight up lie on the internet
  6. ShrimpShady

    You won't get away this time, crook. I have the 2nd amendment to the constitution of Shrimpistan...

    You won't get away this time, crook. I have the 2nd amendment to the constitution of Shrimpistan on my side 🔫🦐 It does really only shoot water though
  7. ShrimpShady

    Reported for politics

    Reported for politics
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    Daily music recommendation #341 [MEDIA] There's an Indian woman on instagram who posts...

    Daily music recommendation #341 There's an Indian woman on instagram who posts incredible aurafarming day in the life videos with this song. Made me remember it existed Definitely a highlight off of Blonde. The beat switch is immaculate. Perfect for night drives past your ex-situationship's house
  9. ShrimpShady

    sadly not real :blob_pat_sad: i checked

    sadly not real :blob_pat_sad: i checked
  10. ShrimpShady

    You don't know what I know, you ain't seen what I saw, you ain't been where I go

    You don't know what I know, you ain't seen what I saw, you ain't been where I go
  11. ShrimpShady

    I wonder what Tarantino was thinking when he wrote a character who excessively says the n word...

    I wonder what Tarantino was thinking when he wrote a character who excessively says the n word hard r and then casted himself into that role
  12. ShrimpShady

    Do you not see that the whale is very dead?

    Do you not see that the whale is very dead?
  13. ShrimpShady

    I thought you meant they surgically implant the watch inside their arm :blob_facepalm:

    I thought you meant they surgically implant the watch inside their arm :blob_facepalm:
  14. ShrimpShady

    This is about body odor and nothing else believe me

    This is about body odor and nothing else believe me
  15. ShrimpShady

    If you hang out with pigs don't be surprised if people start saying you smell like shit-nya

    If you hang out with pigs don't be surprised if people start saying you smell like shit-nya
  16. ShrimpShady

    Why do less boys and men read?

    Oh you mean my feminist literature? :blob_sir: single btw also tall for a shrimp my hobbies include taking walks on the beach, crochet, independent coffee shops, and feminist literature
  17. ShrimpShady

    Why do less boys and men read?

    I assume booktok being mostly women and girls has an influence on recent reading habits between genders as well :blob_hmm:
  18. ShrimpShady

    I believe there's only 1 universe, and that it's in my mind and therefore has a limited...

    I believe there's only 1 universe, and that it's in my mind and therefore has a limited capacity. I'm gonna have to remove one of you from existence to make space. Sorry
  19. ShrimpShady

    I only believe in ethical conspiracy theories. No race or religion stuff. Just...

    I only believe in ethical conspiracy theories. No race or religion stuff. Just extraterrestrials, elites (of all genders, colors, and beliefs), and lost civilizations
  20. ShrimpShady

    I relax. You relax.

    SEA plastic chairs :blob_aww: :blob_aww: :blob_aww: :blob_aww: :blob_aww: Sick art as usual :blob_okay::blobthumbsup:
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