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  1. ShrimpShady

    How about you step outside with me and we handle this like real crustaceans? [IMG]

    How about you step outside with me and we handle this like real crustaceans?
  2. ShrimpShady

    Why do people who claim to be unfiltered only use that unrestricted mouth to say harsh things...

    Why do people who claim to be unfiltered only use that unrestricted mouth to say harsh things? What about unfiltered kindness? :blob_aww:
  3. ShrimpShady

    I sentence you to radiation sickness [IMG]

    I sentence you to radiation sickness
  4. ShrimpShady

    Make the saddest premise you can think of and then bury it in brainrot

    For sale: baby gronk, never worn
  5. ShrimpShady

    I sentence you to life in a culturally rich third world tropical wonderland with an additional...

    I sentence you to life in a culturally rich third world tropical wonderland with an additional 25 years of being forced to watch as its people are priced out by tourists and investors 👨‍⚖️
  6. ShrimpShady

    You gave us that behavior :blob_thor:

    You gave us that behavior :blob_thor:
  7. ShrimpShady

    You all get angry reacts

    You all get angry reacts
  8. ShrimpShady

    Daily music recommendation #352 [MEDIA] Once again I don't remember if I've recommended this...

    Daily music recommendation #352 Once again I don't remember if I've recommended this before. But I don't care, as this song is such a vibe. And also like, the only English-language ska punk song I know other than the ones off that Christian ska punk album. Anyway, the bass line in this is so...
  9. ShrimpShady

    This coming from the animal whose name is one half of the phrase "scaredy cat" :blob_thor:

    This coming from the animal whose name is one half of the phrase "scaredy cat" :blob_thor:
  10. ShrimpShady

    I figure he'd look like a massive douche if he identified with an ideology named after himself

    I figure he'd look like a massive douche if he identified with an ideology named after himself
  11. ShrimpShady

    I wonder if it's worth buying a cheap hand frother or if it'll blow up and atomize me

    I wonder if it's worth buying a cheap hand frother or if it'll blow up and atomize me
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  13. ShrimpShady

    This person is palming

    This person is palming
  14. ShrimpShady

    imo shoes make or break an outfit. you instantly notice when someone's wearing goofy ass shoes...

    imo shoes make or break an outfit. you instantly notice when someone's wearing goofy ass shoes, but unlike an ugly sweater of sorts, goofy shoes are harder to make charming
  15. ShrimpShady

    I had a vegetarian lasagna once. Very good. Couldn't even tell

    I had a vegetarian lasagna once. Very good. Couldn't even tell
  16. ShrimpShady

    I think they should come up with even dirtier cocktail names. I'm tryna see what a dirty sanchez...

    I think they should come up with even dirtier cocktail names. I'm tryna see what a dirty sanchez tastes like
  17. ShrimpShady

    Coming from a very sober culture and upbringing, I can't imagine how some of y'all order...

    Coming from a very sober culture and upbringing, I can't imagine how some of y'all order cocktails yeah i'll have a sex on the beach let me get a pornstar martini omg i love blow jobs
  18. ShrimpShady

    HELP MODS I"M BEING VORED

    HELP MODS I"M BEING VORED
  19. ShrimpShady

    You may try, and if your conscience doesn't immediately push back against even the thought of...

    You may try, and if your conscience doesn't immediately push back against even the thought of becoming one, you may commit... how you say, sewer slide
  20. ShrimpShady

    Shromp Rule #🚽 If you hate something, you should try becoming it for a day You will see your...

    Shromp Rule #🚽 If you hate something, you should try becoming it for a day You will see your perspective shift
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