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Its scientifically proven you get tired after a round of masturbation.

Masturbate a few times. You'll sleep like a baby.

I regret not working harder in school. I know i could do better now. Why? Boredom. But also cuz im mature enough to not fuck around and masturbate in class at my teacher's backside. Never got to finish cuz i didnt wanna have to clean up. But uh. Was a favorite pastime. Dat ass...dayum. enough...

You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair Does your ass ever get jealous of how much shit come out of your mouth? I shouldve shot you into the wall instead of between your mother's thighs

Prepare thine anus. His lust for blood is satisfied, now all thats left is his lust for ass

Thats sick. Did you like it tho?

Dont listen to him guys, he just reached through my screen 20 minutes ago and killed my dog. He's a psychopath

Aint not one of you uncultured heathens talked anout sexy xenomorph babes....

My cheeky comment of the day: Work smart, not hard

If they are inside cats they will be expensive. My cats go in and out, but i dont keep a litter box inaide cuz they do their biz outside and I dont feed them at night. So i dont gotta waste money on litter. I think catfood can be expensive too depending on where you live.

When i find a pair of underwear that fits. Oh god the satisfaction is insane.. My dick is just so large that a lot of them feel uncomfortable. Sometimes they even start to chafe! Haaa #bigdickproblems

Boy i just dont get why you need the font so goddamn BIG. Like honestly thats what ruins it

There, see? You've got it

Nah mate. Just get a cool cover, add in wuxia elements and sprinkle in some smut scenes and you got yourself a winning recipe.

It would do fine but not with a lazy cunt as an author.

Congratulations. You're an adult

Hey man dont blame us just cuz YOUR pansy ass eyes cant handle a little brightness

Training areas? Like a courtyard?

Prehistoric I wanna see tribal cavemen more yo. Some of that shamen magic maybe

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