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Pfft authors are just wimps. Fuck your self esteem. In the words of the great Katt Williams: how the hell am I supposed to be responsible for how you feel about yourself, simple bitch? I know words can hurt but goddamn. Grow a pair. I always say if you're so sensitive that some rancid, hateful...

Bah. Incel

pfft. Simp.

My wife wrote it in her period blood. She absolutely LOVES pretzels and was saving two large soft ones for herself, which she rightly suspects I devoured. She knows that, because she keeps a secret camera trained on her pretzels at all times. This question was merely a test of my honestly, of...

Listen buddy, keep talking like that and imma leave you a single mother.

I'm finna Wolf of Wallstreet your ass

@KoyukiMegumi since you're the only nurse I know, please enlighten us as to the actual safety of such a procedure. Consent aside

exactly. Lightning is plasma, its not light. The light we see are the photons, not the plasma. So while humans probably still wouldn't be able to react to the attack, its not as fast as light at all. We'd probably see the light of lightning faster than the plasma actually reaches the earth...

I choose the Hashirama Cells. Uncle Iroh says you a lying thot

Scooby Doo: Where's My Mummy?

Fantasy name generator for names. Google some lore of mythologies for any cool creatures or stories to use. Or I read my favorite books again. Find a book with the same genre as my own, see what they did. Theres really little excuse for not at least reading a little bit to find examples, tho...

hm? ah...yeah, i guess i do reach trending sometimes when i decide to release chapters consistently. When it hits like four chapters a week. But, eh. I stopped giving a damn about trending. People get so obsessed with the trending page, and that just ain't good cuz often they think they arent...

Pfft. Yea good efforts my man. Personally tho i stopped giving a single fuck about the trending page. I ain't motivated enough to consistently churn out chapters every day. I was for a while, then got lazy again. Anyway, yeah. Admire your passion, at least

cool man, here. It's kinda short

Violin. Bittersweet symphony (instrumental) slaps

huh, mind giving me your thoughts on one of my stories' synopsis? I try to put more personality into then, but dunno how well i actually do at that. Also, you're right. The Novel game is all about covers and synopsis. People who say don't judge a book my a cover are fucking brain dead.

holy fucking shit dude, you killed them. Legit just burned the hell out of half of Wattpad. noooo dont kill yourself your dick too fat. (imagine a hot random internet thot told you this)

a lotta those authors are desperate attention whores who wanna use the requesting of advice as a veneer to hide behind the fact they just wanna shill their story in hopes of gaining more readers, when a few simple steps like GITTING GUD and UPDATING OFTEN and having CLICKBAIT COVERS are all it...

yeah xianxia has some of the best, most thought out powerup systems. Especially when its not purely about energy gaining, but understanding the Dao and stuff.

I made the mistake of having my novel have rpg elements later on. Even without any exp stuff, just the fucking screens are annoying so I stopped using them unless necessary. Then I made another story where status screens are also a thing, and found the same problem. So suffice it to say, they...