Search results

my 11.3 inch cock. My awe-inspiring jawline. My vibrant smile capable of moistening the panties of all females who gaze upon it. Take your pick

Nice to meet you, Fart. This Venerable One greets you. Be honored this God has deigned to acknowledge the existence of a tiny little being such as yourself. Prostrate yourself, bug! You stand in the presence of Glory personified. what about me? :blob_aww:

if i was sending letters regularly, i'd use that. But i dont so its useless to me

i also hate when people tag every little thing and i find a tag i love in them but i read and 20, 40, 60 chapters in and the tag STILL isnt justified. Its a fucking tease and i hate it.

meh. Not every story with romance in it is a "romance story" if its not the main focus or an intrinsic part of the story, i wouldnt tag it as a romance at all

at home, with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around his cock we are the only two men of culture in this place.

almost anything by Brandon Sanderson is an info dump. He makes up for it with excellent world building and overall writing.The Way of Kings series of his in particular is a perfect example. You'll discover some detail about the world in almost every other sentence written in there. Its saving...

a man with "Wheat" in his name cant be a good role model. Wheat has "W" "E" and "A" in it and that's three out of four letters that spell "WEAK"

yeah...dialogue is tricky for a lot of people. Most people are one of two types. 1) They have enough experience in talking to others that they can anticipate what one person may say in response to what another says to them. This requires real-life skills and a thorough understanding of your own...

neither is Chuck Norris but he can't actually make the sun blink in a staring contest.

he said they cant be fictional

nope, you get used to it. If it annoys you, it just means you still lack experience and are of a weak bloodline. MOST people dislike the sound of a baby crying, though, and from what i've read thats ingrained into us. It sets off alarms in our heads, a sense of urgency, "A baby's in danger!"...

just because a story is comedy, doesnt mean a character has to be a fucking idiot. If its a story that relies on them being idiots to get a joke across, ya gotta rethink your approach maybe. Then again, maybe the very NATURE of the comedy revolves around the characters or MC being idiots...

Dude is probably just fucking around eating cheetos and watching porn. It happens

....lets see. Disquis accounts: 2 comments combined: 6.5k Novelupdate forums accounts: 2 comments combined 5.9k Facebook: 1 Comments 1.4k Twitter: 2 Comments combined: 4,3k Total comments: around 18K And all these are not including any anonymous comments or my youtube message, messages i've...

almost every education system is just a way to instill obedience into the population. Education and excellence come secondary, these days.

you can literally google "are GEDs looked down upon" and find out on your own. Socially, i dunno, but in the eyes of employers the difference is "very negligible" and to be honest it makes sense because no one gives a damn about high school diplomas, which is what a GED is equivalent to. They...

i have a niece who did that. She just didnt like going to school and dropped out, so she had to get a GED and later bitched about it saying she should've just stayed. It makes sense. Its the same amount of work if not more, except now you dont got any breaks or talk to friends cuz THEY'RE in...