Representing_Tromba

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 12, 2022

Deer are stupid assholes. I'm walking in the woods when I hear rustling to my left. Looking over, I see several deer running towards me for some reason. Most of them dart away from me the moment they see me but one just fucking plows into me. The force of which knocks me down and sends the deer rolling into a tree before running off to catch up with the others. Now I'm all scratched up and frankly annoyed.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 11, 2022

Rewatched Excel Saga recently and it was just as whacky as it was when I was a kid. I think that comedy writers should really watch it for references.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 10, 2022

Chess is a choose your own adventure harem story confirmed.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 9, 2022

I may not be supportive of cancel culture in any way but could we cancel gravity. Studies show that gravity is responsible for more deaths than any other thing in existence. Birthed by Isaac Newton, gravity has been a pain in the ass for every physicist in the history of the job. In this essay I will-

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 8, 2022

"I may be straight but my hair sure fucking ain't." I say after I am stabbed in the eye by one of my long spring-like curls. I want thick straight hair!

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 7, 2022

Bad idea: A cooking show that is like Chopped but is point-based and all of the judges are stoned out of their minds.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 6, 2022

I just spent most of my day on a business trip talking with various camp leadership. I am not good with talking to people I have never met but it was easy since they were all hippies or retirees.

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  MoonlitSonata

• Apr 6, 2022

Paul_Tromba shixiong my book cover got approved .Thanks to you for help.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 6, 2022

Sweatpants were used by those who work out but have become a symbol for those who don't.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 5, 2022

Just received my copy of Francis of the Filth. I was wondering if I should make of video of the reading and review. @TheTrinary What do you think?

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 5, 2022

I just walked 3 miles with 20 pounds on each of my legs and 40 pounds around my waist. I am very sore.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 5, 2022

Have you ever been woken up at the asscrack of dawn on your day off not because you set an alarm but because the rising sun decided to shine its bright ass directly into your eyes? Rude.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 4, 2022

I finally got back into gardening so now my apartment has various vegetables, herbs, and flowers in boxes set at every window.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 4, 2022

Sometimes I feel like I'll never be a fully published writer but then I remember that the Alex Rider series was published despite being some of the worst literature I've ever read anywhere. Even some of the most shit-tier stuff on Scribblehub is better than that series.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 4, 2022

It's difficult to do proper research on mythology and legends for a story when this is the kind of stuff that pops up first.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 3, 2022

Bad idea: Legolas gets his hands on a ballista and uses it to take out entire lines of orcs only for Gimli to still say "Still only counts as one."

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 2, 2022

My current mood phase seems to be similar to torschlusspanik.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 2, 2022

Using son or boy at the end of a sentence when talking to someone is considered extremely condescending but most people who use it are either extremely old and/or say it out of habit and usually aren't trying to be condescending.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 2, 2022

Someone set up a speaker somewhere in my apartment and I can't find it. It has been blasting a kazoo cover of Cruel Angel's Thesis for nearly an hour and it's like ear rape, but catchy.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Apr 1, 2022

The aesthetic of walking through the freezing rain in the middle of the night because you can't sleep and don't know what's going on in life is underrated and I continually contribute to it.