Was just informed how to connect a PS4 controller to my PC so that I can play souls games properly. I've beaten dark souls 3 with a keyboard and I've been playing Elden Ring with one too. Personally, I prefer the keyboard controls.
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I hate what the internet has done to me. I was being introduced to some business associates and this guy introduced himself as Dick. I instinctively replied with: "Wow, your parents must have hated you!"
*pats*
There is a psychological disorder surrounding paris,
Do you know when you have a sudden spasm of memories? Well, I had that and remembered that time I went to a Cracker Barrel with a friend, and I got hit on by the male waiter who thought we were on a date.
Lost my Elden Ring virginity today. I have to say that I haven't enjoyed a game this much since my first run of Oblivion. Spent like 3 hours figuring out how to accurately stab things with a spear while charging full speed on a horse.
Day #267 of throwing random shit in a pot and seeing how it tastes because I don't want to spend more money on food when there's some in the fridge: Proper French onion soup but with some ground sausage cooked in. I also dropped a whisked egg into it. Simple, yet delicious!
Got swag? I don't.
Took a bunch of meds, alcohol, and vitamins for the ultimate temporary cure-all before taking a nap and I had a dream that I summoned a cow. People thought it was a crime against nature and I was arrested but the next day some guy does the same thing in India and he's praised as the next incarnation of Vishnu. WTF.
I think that @Hans.Trondheim blocked me. I thought we were getting along.
lay off the booze paul...
If I had a nickel for every time I've been in trouble due to thinking a word meant something other than its true meaning then I would probably be rich and could say what I wanted without care.
My friend, who reads my stuff: Could you make a non-chaotic neutral character for once?
Me, making another chaotic neutral character because I can't seem to write anything else: What are you talking about?
Bad news: I learned that Glizzy is not an appropriate term to use when asking for a glazed donut.
Good News: I learned what a Glizzy is. I will probably never use it again.
I need to have a spring cleaning.
I respect failures because a failure knows that there is a chance that they may succeed and will try again. However, failures are usually seen as fools because many never reach that point of success before giving up. Though by giving up they become wise in knowing that they cannot achieve what they wanted in their lifetime, leaving it to the next generation to finish.
If I can't then I probably will. If I won't then I probably can. I exist. There are infinite possibilities yet I am bound by a lack of understanding of these possibilities. Who am I to be but no one? Yet, there is there is the possibility of anyone.
So... Turns out the reason I was feeling like shit and throwing up the other day was because I got black mold poisoning. Whaddya know.
I have a strong craving for jalapeno poppers. Like, a real jalapeno popper. Not the shitty deep fried plain cream cheese jalapeno poppers. I want flavor, I want it baked, and I want it stuffed with more fancy cheeses than I could ever need.
Finished watching "Worldend! What are you doing at the end of the world? Are you busy? Will you save us!" And I gotta say that I cried like a bitch during the ending. The soundtrack is also amazing.
Chiropractor just cracked my back so loudly that the assistant in the other room came in to ask if everything was okay. -
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