I had a dream last night that some chick ran up to me and shrieked "Give me your dick!" After that, I was sitting on a couch in front of two kids. I look at them and proudly say "And that's the story of how I met your mother."
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My current story finally made it to 100 readers! I know it's not a lot for some people but I'm excited.
It's 6:30 am and I'm cooking pancakes for 80+ people. When my half-asleep brain remembers a vine. I say this out loud with the tones and everything to these pancakes before slapping them with the spatula. After doing so I turn around to see my very tired boss standing there sipping coffee. I freeze. He doesn't bat an eye and walks out of the kitchen.
Today I learned that the U.S. government classified pizza as a vegetable in 2008 in order to serve it with public school lunches as a substitute for proper vegetables.
Not sure if I have procrastinated enough that I've gone full circle and started getting things done or if I am actually motivated to do things.
I summon, train!
Between the lack of sleep, long hours, and classes that I can barely keep up with, I want to fuckin die.
I am not allowed to laugh in public anymore because my laugh is that of an asthmatic gremlin or a slowly built up villain laugh. There is no in-between.
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*pats*
I....missed a lot
Found an easy way to make names. If you have different cultures then decide whether you want the culture in question to have similar or different styles of names. Once you've done that you can press random buttons on the keyboard. Add or take away vowels and consonants till it looks nice to read and say. For cultures with similar names just base it on the first name you made for this culture.
Does anyone else get weirded out when people find and read your very old completed works? Like, what are you doing here? Why are you reading this now of all times? Where did you even find it? No one has even visited this story page for months!
I've seen this video so many times on my youtube feed so I figured I would share it.
All the snow melted yesterday because it got just above freezing and rained. This morning there's a blizzard with 8 inches of snow already and it's -6 F.
I'm sad because the river finally froze enough to walk on and I was gonna run across it. Some friends of mine were gonna film it and make sure I didn't drown if the ice did break but it heated up 10 degrees overnight so now I can't.
I hate the fact that some people went from an old medicine-man style healing using herbs and spices to using piss in a humidifier. Like, being able to make homemade pain killers using an opium plant you grew in your house is awesome. But why would they start thinking that piss, something your body excretes to get rid of bad stuff in your body, would be a good medicinal product?
Gotta buy myself a cane because of my back problems. Does anyone know of any sick canes that can double as both a walking stick and a weapon but are legal in America? Any recommendations are helpful. -
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