Mother will be giving birth today. She's already at the hospital anyway for a (possibly) hiatal hernia, which may have been caused by the pregnancy. (this is a common occurrence among pregnant women.)
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My mother is at the hospital right now. Has been since the time I woke up yesterday. Having trouble eating and drinking. Possibly and most probably a hiatal hernia.
I usually read the word 'cry' as 'krah-yiig'.
When I go down the stairs, I hold onto the railing for dear life, just in case my hip joint in one of my legs gives way while I'm walking, so that I don't fall down the stairs and break my neck and die. I have saved myself like this multiple times before.
You cannot have an atmosphere present if you are making an alchemical potion with the effect of granting flight, because adding oxygen into the mix of ingredients will make the production process fail, and drinking it will kill you.
I don't know if any of you know this, but there are these things called legs. You most likely have legs. If you do, use them. Walk away and be free. Run into the woods with a group of black-robed like-minded individuals and perform a ritual dance around a bonfire to summon a demon.
I'm blind, and it took me 15 minutes to get all of the Jello mixes that I needed yesterday, because I couldn't find them. One was directly in front of my face for five minutes of that, and I didn't see it.
Sleep time.
I should call and ask my grandma how she's doing in the morning. She hurt her hand and got carpal tunnel. I think she had surgery yesterday. I don't remember.
I gotta ask, because I find head hair in my underwear after I wake up a lot... How did it get there, and whose would it be? My hair is not that short, and goes half way down my back. What mechanism allows this to happen?
Very tasty geode snack.
Little Caesars is American Pizza. It is not good. In fact, it tastes like feet. I like the taste of feet though, so I still eat it.
Orange juice and mint aren't actually a bad combination. It's bad when it's mint toothpaste that you've mixed it with. It's good mixed 50/50 with Boston's Mint in Tea.
I have a small treasure box that is full of silver coins. I can't fit any more silver in there, so I will probably have to get a bigger box.
I've been constantly horny for several days. It's making it hard to live.
Such a roller coaster, I am so happy you are fine.
I spent all night gooning, then opened the window to air out the foul goon smell. I left it open when I passed out, and wake up to a gas leak that has been resolved but not ventilated. I put a fan in the window to ventilate the air.
It was a fucking gas leak.
It smells like someone is making caramel.
The air in my room smells awful after that. I can hardly breathe. I opened a window, and it immediately improved the smell by a little. I vomit my guts out from the smell. Gonna leave the window open for a while. -
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