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I should call and ask my grandma how she's doing in the morning. She hurt her hand and got carpal tunnel. I think she had surgery yesterday. I don't remember.
I gotta ask, because I find head hair in my underwear after I wake up a lot... How did it get there, and whose would it be? My hair is not that short, and goes half way down my back. What mechanism allows this to happen?
Very tasty geode snack.
Little Caesars is American Pizza. It is not good. In fact, it tastes like feet. I like the taste of feet though, so I still eat it.
Orange juice and mint aren't actually a bad combination. It's bad when it's mint toothpaste that you've mixed it with. It's good mixed 50/50 with Boston's Mint in Tea.
I have a small treasure box that is full of silver coins. I can't fit any more silver in there, so I will probably have to get a bigger box.
I've been constantly horny for several days. It's making it hard to live.
Such a roller coaster, I am so happy you are fine.
I spent all night gooning, then opened the window to air out the foul goon smell. I left it open when I passed out, and wake up to a gas leak that has been resolved but not ventilated. I put a fan in the window to ventilate the air.
It was a fucking gas leak.
It smells like someone is making caramel.
The air in my room smells awful after that. I can hardly breathe. I opened a window, and it immediately improved the smell by a little. I vomit my guts out from the smell. Gonna leave the window open for a while.
Cloudy feels like what!
I ordered extra beef in my tacos, and they put so much in there that half the original contents couldn't fit in the taco and were sitting inside the packaging.
Baby Update: Mother would have given birth today, but the baby's head is not engaged, and cervix is not favorably dilated. She'll carry the baby for another week.
My cat started jumping up and laying on my chest again like he did when he was a little kitten. He also stopped being so violent.
Mother will be giving birth today.
In a universe created by an all-powerful baker
Downcast baker: "Oh, our creator on rye! Why have you forsaken us!"
I exist, somewhere, in someplace, at sometime, once upon a time. -
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