Madkins

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  Madkins

• May 8, 2026

I finally figured out the trick to licking your own elbow!
Finally, bucket list item 5,045 is done...
Time to move on to my next project, world domination...

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  Madkins

• May 7, 2026

because all that talk about blowing up planets got me all excited and what not.

Spoiler

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 7, 2026

You, me, the oil refinery at midnight. What are we doing? Siphoning out all of the fuel.

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  Assurbanipal_II

• May 6, 2026

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  Madkins

• May 6, 2026

Spoiler

Best last words ever

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  Madkins

• May 3, 2026

At some point I hope:
Not wake up to a silent house.
Not to sit next to a silent phone.
Not to have conversations with myself.
Not to wait around for nothing.
Not laugh at my own failures.
Not to use my own laughter to break up the silence every day.

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  Madkins

• May 3, 2026

Listen, I ain't here to waste time
Only got one shot to leave a mark and I'ma make mine
Say a prayer under my breath, crossin' this state line
Knowin' every journey could be the last
And maybe I'm gettin' just a little sentimental
Maybe I'm gettin' old
Maybe I've seen enough to know what the future could hold
Maybe I've lost enough, what I seek is just feelin' whole
At a heavy toll but at least I gave 'em all a show

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  Madkins

• May 2, 2026

For the kitties

Spoiler: The history told

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  Assurbanipal_II

• May 2, 2026

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  Madkins

• May 2, 2026

Alright.
WTF does tsun-tsun mean
if someone keeps calling you that, or saying it about you?
I'm lost and need this explained, google isn't really doing the job,
it lacks context.

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  Madkins

• May 2, 2026

The excitement this week is too much for me to handle.

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  Madkins

• May 1, 2026

A small observation of the truth by Gene Wilder (AKA the original Willy Wonka)

Spoiler: Gene Wilder on the truth

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Apr 30, 2026

Meowkins~.

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  Madkins

• Apr 29, 2026

Take the blankets if you're cold
When your close, I'm always warm
My heart is on fire Just in case you didn't know
Go ahead and look at my phone
I got nothing I can hide
Ok, maybe skip the notes
I'll sing ya every song in time
You can have the top of my everything bagel
You can have the first sip of chocolate milk
You know I love it when you're sitting at my table
You can have the top of my everything bagel

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  Madkins

• Apr 29, 2026

I've been convinced there should be an island for wayward kitties, thanks to Dethklok.
I mean, who knew cats were so metal?

Don't watch if your sensitive to cartoon violence.

Spoiler: Release the Kitties!

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  Madkins

• Apr 29, 2026

How many words in a story before I don't have to feel bad about taking a break for like a week or two?

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Apr 28, 2026

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  Madkins

• Apr 27, 2026

The answer to heartbreak is simple and hard.
Also, it will probably offend people.

Spoiler: bad language warning

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  Madkins

• Apr 27, 2026

Best weekend ever

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  Madkins

• Apr 27, 2026

Are you depressed?
Have high interest rates got you down?
My name is Madkins and I'm here to offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Sell your organs, live over the internet!
Get money back on your baby!
Wait, that doesn't sound right...
Where's my sheet?