Madkins

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  Madkins

• Yesterday at 11:32 PM

Take the blankets if you're cold
When your close, I'm always warm
My heart is on fire Just in case you didn't know
Go ahead and look at my phone
I got nothing I can hide
Ok, maybe skip the notes
I'll sing ya every song in time
You can have the top of my everything bagel
You can have the first sip of chocolate milk
You know I love it when you're sitting at my table
You can have the top of my everything bagel

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  Madkins

• Yesterday at 9:33 AM

I've been convinced there should be an island for wayward kitties, thanks to Dethklok.
I mean, who knew cats were so metal?

Don't watch if your sensitive to cartoon violence.

Spoiler: Release the Kitties!

• 

  Madkins

• Yesterday at 7:14 AM

How many words in a story before I don't have to feel bad about taking a break for like a week or two?

• 

  Assurbanipal_II

• Tuesday at 4:34 PM

• 

  Madkins

• Monday at 9:49 PM

The answer to heartbreak is simple and hard.
Also, it will probably offend people.

Spoiler: bad language warning

• 

  Madkins

• Monday at 7:30 AM

Best weekend ever

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  Madkins

• Monday at 3:45 AM

Are you depressed?
Have high interest rates got you down?
My name is Madkins and I'm here to offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Sell your organs, live over the internet!
Get money back on your baby!
Wait, that doesn't sound right...
Where's my sheet?

• 

  Assurbanipal_II

• Monday at 12:22 AM

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  Madkins

• Sunday at 11:03 PM

Remember, life is a game.
You can't be perfect.
So, you've got to learn to get more pleasure out of the game,
or life is just a lullaby.

Be happy and if you find that too hard, then find someone to share a laugh with.
This has been your weekly reminder, because I know you get sad and stuff.

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  Madkins

• Saturday at 10:16 PM

• 

  Assurbanipal_II

• Saturday at 11:04 AM

• 

  Madkins

• Saturday at 9:39 AM

How much "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" was the band on for this show?
Great song though.

• 

  Madkins

• Friday at 4:37 PM

The weather is getting warmer.
The sun is out longer.
The skirts are getting shorter.
And my attention span is... Recalibrating....

• 

  Madkins

• Friday at 4:17 AM

Feel better...

• 

  CinnaSloth

• Apr 23, 2026

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  Madkins

• Apr 23, 2026

"Ain't no turning back the time on that Rolly
Past is the past and we can't change history
The future‘s unknown
Can‘t dwell on the mystery
Cherish what you got right now 'cause this is it
That’s why they call the present the present
'Causе it‘s a gift
But it is what it is
No time for the worries"
- C. Webby

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  Madkins

• Apr 21, 2026

“He is a land surveyor, well, perhaps that is something, he has trained at something, but if there's nothing you can do with that training then it means nothing.”
- Franz Kafka, The Castle

• 

  Prince_Azmiran_Myrian

• Apr 20, 2026

Here I am.
Time to Blaze it!

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  Madkins

• Apr 20, 2026

Happy 4/20
just turned midnight here...
spark up!

• 

  Lorelliad

• Apr 20, 2026

Nice beard.