I'm reminded why I stopped using twitter many eons ago,
and that my autism could be worse.
and that my autism could be worse.
AliceMoonvale
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Since I'm thinking about pasta while eating it,
if an italian becomes a satanist, do they make their pentagrams out of pasta?
Like macaroni arts 'n crafts, but evil and autistic.
Pasta War Crimes with AliceMoon:
- Boil two different types of pasta together.
- Put in a big ass bowl after straining
- Dump an almost ungodly amount of ranch dressing or w/e salad dressing on it
- Dump peppers, carrots, broccoli - w/e the fuck you got.
I'll never learn to cook! You can't make me!
Human bodies are annoyingly flawed with bugs.
When does the update come out?
Tired of shit like:
Right thigh: I'M HIGH ON CRACK
Left ring finger: I'm really itchy for no reason, and no, I won't stop even if you scratch me.
Ears: Oh. Are you trying to relax? Lemme flashbang you with MAXIMUM TINNITUS for a few seconds.
Ah yes, I love browsing stories and seeing the timeless hood classic loophole of: just declare the character is actually 18, and suddenly the fact they look and act like a child no longer matters.
It's almost like certain words don't have specific definitions.
Lawmakers thwarted. Scientists baffled. Ethics solved. Child exploitation demolished.
Maybe it's my autism, but sadly, my brain didn't come with the free selective memory DLC.
Once I see/hear something wild from someone, that’s the only version of them I see until the end of time.
See? I can't be evil, I'm lactose intolerant.
They should fully restore and re-use the colosseum in rome for fights.
Crime has been amping up, so they should toss in the rampant disease of pick pocketers and their national pasta police in there and duke it out like their ancestors.
We love spicy water in this christian minecraft server
I'm so glad I don't watch 'reality' tv.
The west wilson scandal is hilarious.
You mean, people on tv act fake?! that their personas are curated on purpose? that they lie?
WAIT. Are you telling me that there's consequences and backlash for hiding behind a mask?
It's almost like... pretending to be nice and wholesome can only last so long.
If I find whoever pre-set me to hard mode on life, imma kill 'em.
Life do be the hard sometimes when I be the lady of working,
have the retarding and All Dem Head Derangments.
Brain be like: why sleep and eat? WHY DO IT? IT'S GAE. I DON'T LIKE IT.
Hi there, i'm from the Orc's Bar. I'm here to give you the receipt
THE ORC’S BAR
Item Qty
[Retard's Delight]. 1
TOTAL: RATE MY NOVEL !
Thank you for drinking like a true Orc!
Just like me fr fr
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