AliceMoonvale

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  AliceMoonvale

• Today at 5:24 PM

Human bodies are annoyingly flawed with bugs.
When does the update come out?

Tired of shit like:

Right thigh: I'M HIGH ON CRACK

Left ring finger: I'm really itchy for no reason, and no, I won't stop even if you scratch me.

Ears: Oh. Are you trying to relax? Lemme flashbang you with MAXIMUM TINNITUS for a few seconds.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Today at 10:53 AM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Today at 3:55 AM

Ah yes, I love browsing stories and seeing the timeless hood classic loophole of: just declare the character is actually 18, and suddenly the fact they look and act like a child no longer matters.

It's almost like certain words don't have specific definitions.
Lawmakers thwarted. Scientists baffled. Ethics solved. Child exploitation demolished.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 10:15 PM

Maybe it's my autism, but sadly, my brain didn't come with the free selective memory DLC.
Once I see/hear something wild from someone, that’s the only version of them I see until the end of time.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 9:18 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 7:42 AM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 3:49 AM

See? I can't be evil, I'm lactose intolerant.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 9:50 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 6:33 PM

They should fully restore and re-use the colosseum in rome for fights.

Crime has been amping up, so they should toss in the rampant disease of pick pocketers and their national pasta police in there and duke it out like their ancestors.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 5:46 AM

We love spicy water in this christian minecraft server

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  AliceMoonvale

• Saturday at 11:40 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Saturday at 8:13 PM

I'm so glad I don't watch 'reality' tv.
The west wilson scandal is hilarious.

You mean, people on tv act fake?! that their personas are curated on purpose? that they lie?
WAIT. Are you telling me that there's consequences and backlash for hiding behind a mask?

It's almost like... pretending to be nice and wholesome can only last so long.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Friday at 8:40 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Friday at 6:21 AM

If I find whoever pre-set me to hard mode on life, imma kill 'em.

Life do be the hard sometimes when I be the lady of working,
have the retarding and All Dem Head Derangments.

Brain be like: why sleep and eat? WHY DO IT? IT'S GAE. I DON'T LIKE IT.

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  Bimbanana

• Thursday at 4:46 PM

Hi there, i'm from the Orc's Bar. I'm here to give you the receipt

THE ORC’S BAR​

Item Qty​

[Retard's Delight]. 1​

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TOTAL: RATE MY NOVEL !​

Thank you for drinking like a true Orc!

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  AliceMoonvale

• Thursday at 4:06 AM

Just like me fr fr

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  AliceMoonvale

• Wednesday at 11:57 PM

Y'all need to stop posting in threads from like 5-6 years ago. It's cringe.
It's like showing up on someone's doorstep cause you suddenly remember them from highschool.

Like bitch, who are you?

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  Bimbanana

• Wednesday at 7:07 PM

For you, a glass of Vida Paloma!
Mixture of tequila, lime juice, and grape juice soda.
A bright, refreshing, and slightly bitter mix that can bring a lively, rhythmic energy to songwriting

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  AliceMoonvale

• Apr 21, 2026

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  AliceMoonvale

• Apr 21, 2026