AliceMoonvale

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  AliceMoonvale

• Today at 9:18 AM

Cursed/Lazy/Autistic cooking with AliceMoon:
How to be an epic cringe failure who can't cook, but still make something decent.

• 5 min insta-white rice in the michael wave.
• leftover cooked ground beef.
• 8 egg whites baked in an oiled up, tin-foiled pan in the oven for 15 minutes at 420 degrees.
• Mix it all together in a bowl or something. Enjoy.
• Fuck you.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Today at 6:13 AM

> 10+ tabs open
> all chinese web series slop with cringe ai thumbnails

I need to be stopped.
But also don't stop me, because I still need to finish watching them.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 6:03 PM

I'm reminded why I stopped using twitter many eons ago,
and that my autism could be worse.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 8:36 AM

Since I'm thinking about pasta while eating it,
if an italian becomes a satanist, do they make their pentagrams out of pasta?

Like macaroni arts 'n crafts, but evil and autistic.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 6:25 AM

Pasta War Crimes with AliceMoon:

• Boil two different types of pasta together.
• Put in a big ass bowl after straining
• Dump an almost ungodly amount of ranch dressing or w/e salad dressing on it
• Dump peppers, carrots, broccoli - w/e the fuck you got.

Bam. Pasta with salad on it.
I'll never learn to cook! You can't make me!

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  AliceMoonvale

• Tuesday at 9:22 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Tuesday at 5:24 PM

Human bodies are annoyingly flawed with bugs.
When does the update come out?

Tired of shit like:

Right thigh: I'M HIGH ON CRACK

Left ring finger: I'm really itchy for no reason, and no, I won't stop even if you scratch me.

Ears: Oh. Are you trying to relax? Lemme flashbang you with MAXIMUM TINNITUS for a few seconds.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Tuesday at 10:53 AM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Tuesday at 3:55 AM

Ah yes, I love browsing stories and seeing the timeless hood classic loophole of: just declare the character is actually 18, and suddenly the fact they look and act like a child no longer matters.

It's almost like certain words don't have specific definitions.
Lawmakers thwarted. Scientists baffled. Ethics solved. Child exploitation demolished.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Monday at 10:15 PM

Maybe it's my autism, but sadly, my brain didn't come with the free selective memory DLC.
Once I see/hear something wild from someone, that’s the only version of them I see until the end of time.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Monday at 9:18 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Monday at 7:42 AM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Monday at 3:49 AM

See? I can't be evil, I'm lactose intolerant.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 9:50 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 6:33 PM

They should fully restore and re-use the colosseum in rome for fights.

Crime has been amping up, so they should toss in the rampant disease of pick pocketers and their national pasta police in there and duke it out like their ancestors.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 5:46 AM

We love spicy water in this christian minecraft server

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  AliceMoonvale

• Saturday at 11:40 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Saturday at 8:13 PM

I'm so glad I don't watch 'reality' tv.
The west wilson scandal is hilarious.

You mean, people on tv act fake?! that their personas are curated on purpose? that they lie?
WAIT. Are you telling me that there's consequences and backlash for hiding behind a mask?

It's almost like... pretending to be nice and wholesome can only last so long.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Friday at 8:40 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Friday at 6:21 AM

If I find whoever pre-set me to hard mode on life, imma kill 'em.

Life do be the hard sometimes when I be the lady of working,
have the retarding and All Dem Head Derangments.

Brain be like: why sleep and eat? WHY DO IT? IT'S GAE. I DON'T LIKE IT.