Я слышал, в России холодно, попробуй повязать меня себе на талию. <3
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Aight, I'm done. Good night everyone, ask me for more pick up lines tomorrow if you want them...
Man, I'm feeling... Romantical. Time to spam people with even more pick up lines before I fall asleep from the melatonin.
Making chicken soup in my new pressure cooker. The instruction manuals are so ass...
My head canon of you waking up in the morning like:
Good morning! Woke up with a swelled eyelid, so today is doctor day.
Good news: I finally got the paperwork needed to get some returns on my taxes. I also turned in the IT Architecture Training Course I made, so hopefully I'll get some extra cash next month.
Bad news: I somehow caught a cold.
Did I sleep through another cat fight or something?
Time for you 🫵 to sleep, pookie pie.
Lick*
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Good night!
Smackin’ Russian booty
Well... good mornin?
Go to sleep coward!
Sleepy time. Whoever comments on this post will get [REDACTED]
I’m eating spicy crawfish. :)
I just ate, but I'm still hungry... Hm. -
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