I just ate a pile of nuts. They were green. They're called pistachios.
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My mini fridge died today. I had a couple pastries in it to chill them before eating, and now they're warm. I also had lemonade in it. It leaked fridge juice all over the floor.
Mother has gotten herself hospitalized again. (Curse you, high blood pressure!)
Foolish mortal refuses to take iron supplements because "oh, it makes my gut hurt."
I shake my head in disappointment.
Anxiety!
(sing this)
Chelk.
He has passed.
He's dying.
Chicken nuggets and fries for two of the small ones and me. The other small ones are at school.
It's only Wednesday. It's only Wednesday. It's only Wednesday.
My 3 year old younger brother pronounces "fish" as "shiish".
ZEEP! ZERP!
Another pound of butter fell out of the fridge at head height(I am six feet tall IRL.) and then it went down onto my foot at ground level. More nerve damage! Yay!
I'm eating pizza for dinner right now.
Tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches that I just made.
"It's tea time", so said the mint tea.
Copper tastes like corn.
You know how they say that god is omnipresent? Well, microplastics are too. They're in everything you eat and drink, and in every other person around you, including yourself. Every gadget you use has them in it. They are truly omnipresent.
The duck deleted my comments on their post warning people away from the signature. It's definitely a Rick roll in that spoiler.
I want to eat something. Sadge.
Necro post autocorrects to necronomicon post for me. -
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