My sister tried to put patsies on me... I don't know how too feel about this.
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Working on the school garden
-good day
Dog peed on every individual couch cushion
-bad day
Good day became bad day so fast...
I'm trained in pillow arts the 24 deadly moves, specifically the Cars 1 pillow branch of pillow martial arts. My sister stood no chance, even before I started doing my own sound affects. Washoo. Queshshsh. Wowowosho.
I'm convinced my mom is done type of trickster God or something. Whenever something isn't working or broken and I try to fix it it doesn't work but then my mom walks in it tells me to do something I've done already it works. ITS RIGGED I TELL! RIGGED!!!!!!!
Outside for two hours tilling deiirrrt and pulling weeds. Hmm, love that dehydration.
As a person who has to pay to see in more then 240p I find enjoyment in the fact that my new glasses doesn't need monkey grade tape to stay together.
Idk, I was thinking about this at work but am I the only one that makes a letter in case I die at the beginning of every year?
The rain decides now is a good time to pour since I just got in the shed.... Tell my family I love them. ??
Got cleaning solution in my eye my sister had to hold me down to rinse it out. I'm Deathly afraid of playing putting stuff in my eye. I was literally kicking my feet the whole time. ??
I was being a speed racist on the one of those wheeled stools just going around cleaning. My sister walks in and I was saying speed racist as I headed too here. All of the sudden I'm in the ground because she stopped the stool... But not me. I didn't even get to the punch line. ???
Thosugh this isn't the first time monkey confuses pm and am so he goes through his morning routine and getss ready for work only to find out his eyes betrayed him. At least this time I didn't actually go to work. ???
How's it going guys? Any exciting news?
Funny mode (Woolen Exclusive) - Rapid funny moments for up to 15 min.
Apparently my sister always records around me because of it. Honestly the amount of stuff she has of me on her phone is frightening. That's blackmail all the way back from when I was 9.
The worse part of inspecting is just tracking them down. ? The beds are easy but why are the residents suddenly so excited to move the wheelchairs everywhere but where I am. ?
Just gotta home currently 10... Imma stay awake.
Hop-Drop
A bunny died today
A pike through its ass and out its snout
Bleed dried for the men's feast
Yolk cracked while it was beat
Easter will never be the same
How is everyone?
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