I sneezed. Say bless you 
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Mmm. Painkillers. Tasty.
Nun
I came at exactly 00:00
Pss, me have secret for u this sprite bottol have funni serial number, 123678900, me think you like
The stiches on my face are annoying me and I have no one to complain to.
Another thing my sister and I send to eachother periodically:
"Cock and ball torture"
"Why?"
"Ы"
I do not know who started it (me) but we still do it to this day.
I shaved
Every morning, depending on who wakes up first, my sister and I send each other the same messages. It's not "love you" or "good morning" It's something else:
"Has the suffering started?"
"Da."
@Nahrenne really got ya. Smitten much? LOL! (Teasing)
A reminder to call your loved ones.
How 99% of our conversation goes
I want to die like my grandfather did – peacefuly in my sleep, and not screaming in horror like the passengers on his plane.
I just realised that you are an ARM-y man.
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Can't move. Emotion gone.
I wanted to play an online game. Almost threw my phone into the wall because of the bad Internet. It turns out that my mobile operator has broken something and now there is a bad connection in the whole country.
One more reason to start pumping iron.
Today has been a roller coaster ride for my emotions. So as soon as I am free, I - as a completely healthy person - will pump iron until my body refuses to move.
How to move a 300 kilogram safe?
Call people with professional equipment to move it for you? ?
Fold a cardboard box in half, put the safe on it and pull it with a rope? ? -
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