SRB

Do you want to read another obscene Russian folk chastushka? Too bad, I already got you one.

You were mine the other day,
Mike is screwing you today.
He's got cock as thick as trees
On the Shishkin's masterpiece.

Do you want to hear a Russian folk chastushka translated into English? Great, here's one!

Starlet's fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend's briefs,
I don't mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace.

Are you related to Señor Screaming Fingers?