Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 2, 2026

If they have no clue about 2 people from their mind I'm pretty happy now that it's the first place for you have you to cut your mouth off and you cry and then go outside of bed? (I kept pressing the same spot on my auto-suggest bar and that is what I got, including the punctuation)

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  JayMark

• Feb 2, 2026

Next time you beam me, make me matcha flavored. Remember that for next time.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 2, 2026

A duck sauce pizza actually sounds pretty good. Would have to make dough first.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 2, 2026

The only things in my mini fridge are tea and duck sauce.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 1, 2026

I am slightly disappointed that the ghost pepper chicken sandwich from Popeyes isn't even as spicy as the bowl of ramen I made the other day.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 1, 2026

I opened a can of soda and it instantly turned into slush.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 1, 2026

Earth has very few immortal qi cultivators remaining besides John. John is depressed and hasn't come down from his mountain cave since 1647 though.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 1, 2026

Somebody brushed their sh*tty *sshole with my toothbrush. Diabolical.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 1, 2026

Vampires don't reflect in silver mirrors, but I have to wonder if they ever tried gold, copper, or aluminum mirrors.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 1, 2026

I ate pizza. I enjoyed it.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 31, 2026

Instead of a bowl of cereal and milk, I have a bowl of cereal and a 0.75 liter plastic cup full of milk. Sometimes, I refill the cup of milk while eating the cereal, and then I drink even more milk. I love milk-yeem~.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 31, 2026

Dinner was tacos instead of pizza. Still delicious.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 30, 2026

I played videogames for 12 minutes today before I got rudely interrupted by two evil devil toddlers and an autistic(just like me) little sister, who were screaming about my soul's extended warranty.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 30, 2026

Probably pizza for dinner later.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 28, 2026

I just ate 2 burritos and 4 tacos, and my stomach feels bloated.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 27, 2026

Root beer and pizza.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 26, 2026

@SRB
If that wasn't you two nights ago, then I'm going to be both mad, and sad.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 26, 2026

Pistachio ice cream.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 26, 2026

Two nights ago, I woke up confused as to why I felt something inside me. Turns out I was having a sleep paralysis demon do me from behind...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 25, 2026

It's tea time.