Hans.Trondheim

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 14, 2026

A quiet boring day in my class...

Me: (angrily raises his voice and points at a student) HEY YOU!
Student: (surprised and confused) S-Sir?
Me: (calm) May I ask what time is it?

#UltimateTeacherPrankerSirHans

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 13, 2026

Waking up with another sore throat.

The flu virus within my body has overstayed.

(Or is it because my immune system is fked. Diabetes sucks, after all.)

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 12, 2026

I prolly should put this up so potential clients can know when I can attend to their commish requests.

Commission Queue
1) @LeilaniOtter (current)
2) @Stealthy_Enigma
3)

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 11, 2026

Like dood...I really don't know how you guys can draw smooth lines using pen tablets. I've been using pentabs since 2011, and at best, my lines are craggy, or wavy like spaghetti.

Do note that my art software is Photoshop CS6.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 11, 2026

Been real messy with my manuscripts that my drafts are scattered within a six kilometer radius (home to workplace to our school division server).

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 7, 2026

Merry Christmas to my Orthodox bros!!!

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 6, 2026

Just slept the entirety of my Tuesday coz of my sickness.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 5, 2026

My asthma is getting worse. What the heck? And I've burned through several medicines aince December 27 already!

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 2, 2026

Not gonna lie; tis New Year, new sickness for me.

Had to take a rest for now. Cold got serious that I developed another asthma attack. Tale care with the cold weather guys.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 1, 2026

Update: Okay, first 30 minutes in, and I'm 4 pages in my notebook.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Jan 1, 2026

So...I did say that once 2026 hits, I'll stop procrastinating and start hitting word counts so I can get over my burn out from writing.

Imma update you with my progress. 2 hours before January 2 hits the Flipland.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Dec 31, 2025

As 2025 comes to a close, I'd like to thank the people here that has been a part of my difficult 2024-2025 frame. I lost friends, and hidden enemies. Some because of my fault, others, because it is time to move on.

Any case, it's been a wild ride. See you next year!

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Dec 31, 2025

Happeh happeh happeh

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Dec 30, 2025

Twitter right now.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Dec 28, 2025

I'm about to release another novel, though I don't know when it will be approved for posting. I should make a thread about "Why is my novel not appearing on the main page".

Any case, I'm on SABATON LEGENDS ALBUM LOOP.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Dec 28, 2025

Happeh Nyuuu Yiiiirrr Ebriwaaaaan!

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  Macha

• Dec 27, 2025

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Dec 27, 2025

My old long series just ended updating in this site last December 25. I just closed it now by labeling it "Completed".

And man, that was one hell of a ride, from May 2019 to December 2024, I've written 21 books, created 150+ illustrations and produced 1 million words.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Dec 26, 2025

Art vs Artist thing-y, version 2025.

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  SRB

• Dec 26, 2025

I'm upset that I didn't wish you a Merry Christmas in time. But I'm doing it now!

Have a great holiday, Hans!