Bad news: I slept through my alarm and now I'm late for work.
Good news: I can work from home, so technically, I'm not late.
Good news: I can work from home, so technically, I'm not late.
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I need someone to knock me out. I've been rolling around in bed for the last four hours, why the fuck am I still awake?
Just found out that no one actually knows how eel are born. They have no sex organs, scientists couldn't find any eggs on the sea floor. They collected 7000 of the eggs, no eel.
Also, all eel are born in the Burmuda Triangle.
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I like lying. It's fun.
*steals your octopus brethren*
What type of being are you currently?
Hm, maybe I should make some tacos.
I need myself a metal pipe. A fine weapon for ashittywarrior.
Okay, maybe the day doesn't suck as much.
Today is a bad day.
I cast Wasp Nest!
There is nonewportsWar in Ba Sing Se.
Peak name change.
An acquaintance of some relatives once tried to open a pizzeria in Moscow. They told me it was quite ... the experience before he went out of business. -
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