If you wash your mouth out with soap, is the soap dirty, or is your mouth clean?
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Whenever you feel sad, just remember, It could be worse... there are people in Canada... Japan is a place, and people live there...
First time I read that kind of story, it was the demons from hell, next was the demons from the red fog, then we had the demons from another universe, now, we have the demons from the abyss. Why is it always demons as the world enemy with these secretly not-so-secretly super overworked Chinese writer guy mans? Bruh, the humans were more evil to each other than even the demons in hell in the first one I read.
I went to the store earlier, but there was a stoner sitting on the ground outside the front door when I came out, stoned out of his gourd, asking for money.
I just went to the store, and several of the items I got point to the actual existence of the mythical country of France, and I was in shock.
I must clarify that the previous post that I made that was deleted(first time one of my posts on my profile was deleted by anyone other than me actually(I think, I would remember)), was a joke, but i forgot to say it as such. I do not really hate society, but it could be a lot better.(note: do not dive into politics)
I literally nailed my Portuguese neighbor to a cross during a church play once, and it was hilarious. I think that he is being traumatized by his wife right now, because she is going through a midlife crisis, and she joined a cult that has had several FBI raids done on it, as well as sold her house and moved to the other side of the country.
A fencing master once foiled my plans...
I was, am, and will be hungry.
I hate the HOA, or as I call them, the gaycHhOgAy.
"Ragebaiting" is only called this way because it sounds better than "verbal abuse" or "harassment", and also sounds better than saying "I am a dickbag, and a sicko, and enjoy it when others are in mental anguish". This naming is designed to protect the person who is being verbally abusive from having their over-inflated and unearned ego shatter into tiny pieces.
On Wednesday, last week, I got called sweet cheeks by the delivery driver who dropped off my food. 2 weeks before, I was called sweetie by a different man, also a delivery driver.
It makes me a little sad that almost none of you actually know what a Citrus Lump is.
Requested a name change.
Because I am autistic, and have trouble formulating spoken sentences, I use a special tactic when talking to someone, and it's called repetition.
If you or anybody you know was exposed to the Chernobyl reactor and suffered 12th degree burns on their entire existence, then you may be entitled to financial compensation.
Ok, so I just realized that legion and lesion sound similar, because I have two lesions in my mouth and started thinking about thia. Lesion is not to be confused with the word 'legion' which is also called a battlegroup, and is made up of 500 strong and able warriors. I do not have two legions in my mouth, because that is disgusting.
We're no stranger to drugs
You know the dealer, and so do I
3 pounds of crack is what i'm thinking of
You couldn't get this price from another guy
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
I'm trippin' balls on the floor
Jesus Christ, Is that a fish?!
Dancing on my pasta dish!?
Why does he have a gun?
Oh my lord, is that a gourd!?
Pulling out a holy sword!?
From the stone in my backyard!?
Imagine... imagine... Imagine...
You wake up one morning, but then you realize that you are naked, your *ss hurts, you are a female when you shouldn't have been, and in your bed is a light elemental elf, also female. What is your response to this fallacy? -
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