There are some thing that should never be said, literally ever... I want tatzelwurm girls to be real. A tatzelwurm is a snake with the head of a cat and two front legs.
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I would totally buy artificially-sweetened fluoride-infused tooth-brushing gummy worms, but they probably don't exist.
I changed my title and location!
"Do not drink the blue juice! It will give you Space AIDS!"
~sincerely,
the aliens.
Aushephexiiv wear earth-esque clothing, though some of us also wear wing or tail ornaments. Tail ornaments can only be worn by those with draconic features, for obvious reasons. Wing ornaments are more widely used, because just about everyone has at least one pair of wings.
Random Aushephexiiv: Wow! I think the humans called it a "pressure cooker".
Pressure cooker: *hisses in pressure cooker*
Random Aushephexiiv: Woah! What kind of creature is this "pressure cooker"?
Pressure cooker: *explodes violently*
Random Aushephexiiv: *cowering in fear because of loud scary noise* please don't hurt me...
I have an irrational fear of active pressure cookers.
Evidence of murder is hard to find in Aushephexiiv society, considering that there hasn't been a murder in two Earth millennia.
Anyone who says that only old people eat butter pecan ice cream, you are wrong. I love butter pecan, because it tastes like the flavor of my childhood.
Aeremetherlem'oeth has an orbital ring station, though it's mostly made of extremely hard wood from the surface. The wood used is from the Aethemn tree, and has a hardness of 9.5, along with being highly heat resistant and mildly pliable. The Aethemn tree can grow as long as the surrounding dark matter is plentiful, so it is grown on planets closer to the system star.
Aeremetherlem'oeth is the name of the home world of the Aushephexiiv.
There are Aushephexiiv who have earth-beast-like tails and ears, and there are Aushephexiiv with elfin ears. Some of us even have fuzzy-like draconic features. There are not any Aushephexiiv with human-like ears. All of them have feathered wings though.
Aushephexiiv can have up to 6 pairs of feathered wings that share the color of their eyes and horns. These wings are ethereal at the base and do not have any effects on wearing a shirt.
I was listening to music with my phone and a wireless headset, and the headset literally just started whispering in a demonic tongue in my ear.
The blood glows in the dark and is a healthy color based on the color of the flesh and skin. The flesh varies in color from blue to violet or tar-black, and the skin is in pastel shades from bluish colors, or grey. The eyes are similar to a human's eyes, but have much more color varied and also reflective irises and most have three eyes.
Humans lack the ability to use any form of magic, because their cell structures cannot retain dark matter (mana). To be able to use magic, they would need to either modify their cell structure to be able to retain dark matter, or make the switch from being carbon-based to being silicon-based life.
I was playing modded Minecraft earlier.
You can buy quality stones to eat on earth, alternatively you can literally just eat random stones off of the side of the road.
Aushephexiiv... Child of Aushephex.
Aushephex... A massive serpent of a staggering 26,237.1 km long. Our goddess and creator who is still among us today. Has a humanoid form of stunning beauty. Floats around the home world from space.
I'm crazy, not stupid. I will not dive into the ocean to find Atlantis, because I know full well that it is just an undersea base made by my own people a long time ago.
My 40 gram chunk of plutonium actually contains 17 grams of protein according to a nutritional chart I just read. -
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