I'm fat... like fat bastard's skinny brother, needs to buy extra seat fat. Why the fuck can I run 2 miles with no trouble, but my calestinic... friend can't make it a mile without damn near dieing. Like bro, you're in shape, I'm not, out do me.
My favorite question for Know-it-alls is "will the Lakers win the Superbowl". It's a simple and effective way of saying no shit Sherlock without the getting it.
Helene destroyed my garage, city says its good for a while, and I can stay in my home until Feb at the latest, but the will eventually condemn it. Now I gotta raise $2K to move. I have the down payment, first month's rent, but because the property is rent to own, I have to replace the electric input and meter, get an inspection and pull permits. I may have to do a gofundme
I have a dislike for the British, because I'm of Scottish and Irish descent. I hate the French because... I mean they're the French, do I need a reason? But recently the Italians are moving onto the list of reasons Europe is a Trash continent